Fapplebee's 

A small group of friends with benefits, mostly referring to friends watching other friends have sexual intercourse; a sex fest.

Sorry bro, I got invited to my friends fapplebee's, cuz you know, she's hot.

Fapplebee's by Corned Beef 7768 April 17, 2021

The Applebee's Rule 

A rule usually made among a close group of high school or college friends stating that the first person in the group to lose their virginity gets a free dinner at Applebee's paid for by the other members. The rule can sometimes be extended to include all members with the last one usually getting a steak dinner marking a celebration of entering adulthood.

Yo, I just lost my V-Card, are we still going through with The Applebee's Rule?

The Applebee's Rule by Noiren October 21, 2018

AppleBee's Boy

When you eat too much "authentic" Mexican food at AppleBee's and shit your gnarly capris forcing you to duck walk to the nearest restroom and release a geyser of spicy diarrhea shit your bunghole has never experienced.

If his restroom is occupied, you better believe the AppleBee's Boy will be asking to paint your walls brown.

What else would you expect from your neighborhood bar and grille: AppleBee's

"Hey Ron, did you catch a whiff of that AppleBee's Boy that passed?" " AppleBee's Boys make my stomach hurt." " An AppleBee's Boy raped my mom with an AA-12."

AppleBee's Boy by GnarlyNosenugget January 19, 2016

mobile applebee's 

A person who, like the restaurant, is average at everything and good at nothing.

Spending time with the person will never be memorable, just like spending time at Applebee's, unless you get a disease from them, as is commonplace from eating Applebee's food.

Man# 1: Don't invite Brad, that guy is boring.

Man# 2: He's not boring, he's just a giant waste of space who sucks at life... like a mobile applebee's.

mobile applebee's by projectmantis September 28, 2008

Applebee's 

If you care for the ones you love, don't eat here.

Eating an apple a day keeps the doctor away,
Eating at Applebee's makes you shit bullets.

Applebee's by The Word of the Lord aka mertz n flip May 13, 2005

Took Grandma to Applebee's 

Taking an older woman to a sub standard restaurant and then engaging in licking BBQ sauce out of her nether regions.

I crashed the bridge game last night and totally picked up man. Went out the next night and totally "Took Grandma to Applebee's."

BBQ sauce doesn't come out of bed sheets easily.

Took Grandma to Applebee's by -=Gunner=- November 14, 2010

Gapplebee's

When you think you have a fast car, but it is in fact a slow turd, and have so many counties put on you in a race that it is so pathetic the actual winner of the race feels bad and takes you out for dinner.

Dale: "Yeah Last night Michael took my ass to Gapplebee's he put like 10 counties on me."

Gapplebee's by ThatDudeTookMeToGapplebees June 30, 2018