deep f. vagina

1. something that is said but RARELY blurted out anywhere

2. just a plain burnt out vagina

3. when the hymen off the female is burnt out and leaves extra skin for it to be chopped off for deep fried vagina soup

4. Mario

1. Hardale: Mario, you are such a deep f. vagina



Mario: shut the3 fuck up hardale, you are being so hardale-ish today!


Hardale: is that even a fucking word? ima put that in the urban dictionary when i go to johns house today


Mario: i call first on computer, faggot, i need to look up supermenmodels.com


Hardale:........i have no comment for you, Mario.



Mario: *smiles like a fat faggot*


2. *Girl passes by*

Brian: You smell that, Mario?



Mario:...yeah..somethings burning...


*Girl turns around*


Girl: ITS NOT MY FAULT!!!!!!!!



Hardale: THATS WHAT SHE SAID!

by Deep Fried Vagina January 20, 2009

deep throat

To stick any object that is the size of a banana or bigger very deep into a person's throat

my friend, Demon, can deep throat well with a banana

by deem March 29, 2004

deep dicking

Sticking your dick so far in the ass of a woman that it comes out her mouth.

I gave her such a deep dicking that my dick went theough her colon, large intestine, small intestine, stomach, esophagus, and out her mouth.

by Doyouenjoyobjectifyingwomen March 18, 2004

deep freeze

when you stop jacking off or having sex just before you ejaculate

yo man i totally went into deep freeze last night

by Micah Tower December 28, 2007

Deep Fried Oreo

When your girl takes a dump, you dip your balls in it, and jerk off, letting your cum leak down between your nuts creating the oreo effect. She then gets to enjoy a tastey after fuck snack when she munches the "oreo."

That girl is such a slut, she munched the deep fried oreo right off my sack.

by The Cum Factory March 3, 2011

deep cleaning

When you use a q-tip to clean the schmegma out of your boyfriend's pizzle.

Rachel can't come out tonight...she's busy giving her man a deep cleaning.

by LPizzle September 13, 2006

[deep-sea dumbass]

Someone who has such a low intelligence that it can only be compared with the sea floor

Damn Sarah is a fucking idiot
No man, shes a deep-sea dumbass

by enterthehurrikane December 16, 2008