Crusty Earmuffs 

When a woman has failed to clean all ejaculate from one or both ears after receiving fuzzy sidetone.

Most appropriately used if said ejaculate is publicly visible.

A week after I gave her fuzzy sidetone in her sleep, she went to the doctor to check her hearing. He didn't even need his light to see she had crusty earmuffs. He recommended she get me that damn beer on the way home!

Crusty Earmuffs by PetesMom February 9, 2013

crusty ray charles 

The act of ejaculating onto a woman's eyelids, temporarily blinding her with hot crusty semen.

John; Did you hook up with that chick last night?

Dave; yeah man, I blew my load right in her face, and gave her a Crusty Ray Charles.

crusty ray charles by Fishlipss May 11, 2014

crusty crown 

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.

Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.

crusty crown by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014

crusty sideburns

When pieces of feces tangles in your ass hair and all the way down to your inner thigh hair.

Man, while cleaning his ass Dean diagnosed himself with Crusty Sideburns.

crusty sideburns by O and A pest from AZ February 5, 2015

crusty pipe 

When you do anal, and the poop crusts around the male genitalia, making a rust colored hard covering.

I got a crusty pipe last night, and photographed it for a trophy.

crusty pipe by The Strange Cable man June 17, 2015

crusty surprise

those flakes that are forgotten by the toilet paper and they itch (Poor Hygiene) Morbidly obese people are prone to this (they cant reach)

Logan's nurse came over to give him his sponge bath and exclaimed "You've done it again Logan You've left me a crusty surprise!"

crusty surprise by Flying dutchman July 2, 2015

crusty bag

a sack of testicles that havent been washed in a while and are starting to get crusty

sawyers testicles are a crusty bag

crusty bag by a.lil.bitch November 28, 2015