Asperger Syndrome

Very similar to high functioning autism. People with Asperger Syndrome(aspies) are interesting to talk to if you happen to have the same special interest as them. They're also very rigid. That means they'll get mad as hell if you sit in their special spot. They also have no creativity. They also think people with HFA are more "disabled". That is true once in a while, but not always.

Aspie: I have Asperger Syndrome.
Person with HFA: I have high functioning autism.
Aspie: I'm more high functioning than you!
Person with HFA: No one cares.

by The Autistic December 14, 2011

Asporydioms

noun convulsions of the creative kinds, state of high creative satisfaction or degree

"When Alice paints, she suffers from acute asporydioms; forgetting to socialize for months together

by Aniruddha aka RapidSnail June 11, 2006

Asphamy

The act of being an ass.

ASPHAMY: adj or verb. whichever you prefer.

When you're texting your boyfriend and he just stops replying. and then seven hours later he's all "sorry i was eating" and i had to go shopping with my family. and expects you to think its just fine and dandy. even when he couldnt take FIVE FREAKING SECONDS to say that he had to go.

Girl: Lol. I know

(two hours later)

Girl:....?hello...

(5 hours later)

Boyfriend: Sorry. I was too busy to tell you i had to go.

Girl: Asphamy -_-...

by nowayJOsayyy December 9, 2008

Asphyxicrank

A variation on the age old hobby of masturbation, an aspyxicrank essentially involves the masturbator using one hand to clutch at his throat whilst using the other hand to engage in aformentioned dick-strokage. During all of this, the user will be crying.

Without the strangulation, this would simply be a crank, something fairly hard tio achieve, due to the conflict of emotions in play.

Other variations include the danger crank, the reverse danger crank, and of course the the reverse danger asphyxicrank.

Damn, Pash dropped some acid and we just caught him having an asphyxicrank in his room. He was reading Birdsong.

by Danger Crank August 19, 2008

Aspeeragus

Aspeeragus is foul smelling urine that occurs immediately after consuming Asparagus (regardless of type of preparation). Note: Aspeeragus cannot be smelled by everyone as some people do not possess the necessary receptors for Aspeeragus recognition.

Kimmy asked her mother to smell her used toilet paper for traces of Aspeeragus.

by m@tty B October 21, 2011

Aspkt

The act of throwing your "A's up high!" Originated in St.Catharines, Ontario as a rap group evolved into a lifestyle with hand signs.

"Damn, Deeze and b'Race killen that shit! ASPKT!"

by #1ASPKTFAN January 22, 2012

Asphalt

1. Road Tarmac
2. The best darn racing game on mobile AND the Apple TV, even if it is a Need for Speed knockoff.

Let's burn some rubber on the Asphalt!

by ShutUpImMe June 5, 2016