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Asparagussy 

A description of when your urine and/or genitals stink (of course, especially after you've eaten asparagus, but these days used for any awful smell down there.)

A nickname given to someone who stinks like this. And we've all met them.
"Urgh, not tonight - unless you shower. You're too asparagussy,"

So, this friend of yours; is she someone I might date?
Asparagussy? Jeez, no!; Steer well clear of her - she stinks.
Asparagussy by GuitarSteve November 21, 2022

Asparagussy 

Asparagussy is a nickname. We usually shortened it to Gus.

Back in the day it was given to a girl who is a hateful and manipulative bully. Shes untrustworthy and nasty, and crashes through her life screwing with anyone just to make herself feel better for a few hours. She goes around spending daddy's money and achieving nothing, thinks superhighly of herself without reason, is callous and selfish and leaves behind chaos and unhappiness wherever shes been. Really, just dont talk to anyone called Asparagussy. If its her shed be among the most awful people you could ever know - and will DEFINITELY turn out to be a psycho. She could be anywhere - she never stays in one place for long and its just not worth the risk.
Remember that girl we called Gus, short for Asparagussy?
Oh god, yeah. K__ C__.
Thats her.
I hear she went to LA?
And Portland OR, North Carolina. You name it.
Holly cow! What did they all do to deserve her?
Beats me. Bet she screwed half the guys in both and I bet she still has no real friends.
She doesnt deserve real friends. Shes a slut and a bitch. Always was and always will be.
Yeah. And a bully and always thought she was better than everyone else. Hurts people wherever she goes.
God I hated her.
Asparagussy by AM-VA August 30, 2023

Niggas With Asparagus

The rap group made up of the members, Ice Lettuce, Dr. Dressing, Eazy Bake, MCasear Salad, and DJ Peppa.
Hey did you see the movie "Strait Outta Croutons"? It's about the group Niggas With Asparagus.

Asparagus meaning 

Asparagus is an underwater cow with neon green stripes and a huge boner that helps it move
Lukas: look its a boner!
Ryan: thats Asparagus meaning
Asparagus meaning by cool A October 1, 2019

Asparagus Line 

The back-up line in hockey that is awful. The line that can not produce any sort of achievement on the ice.
"I'm tired of this asparagus line on the ice, let's get the studs back on there."
Asparagus Line by Run CMC January 25, 2012

asparagus party

When guys do crazy sexual stuff with asparagus at a friends house like hide the head how far can it go, double Asparagus meet in the middle
Did you guys see ken at the asparagus party man he does some crazy shit on the spargus
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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