Deeze 

a) Consuming alcohol to where the person under the influence acts in erratic behavior. (i.e. walking home regardless of the distance, punching items that should not be punched)

b) A way of life.

I deeze'd last night.

Deeze by PuttinD's on the six 4 February 12, 2007

deeze 

a code name for marijuana.

I just picked up some bomb deeze.

deeze by Halbe September 23, 2007

Deeze 

The correct way to spell “deeze nuts”

Suggin deeze nuts

Deeze by Coltersabutthead October 12, 2021

DEEZE NUTS

ha got em'

"do you know dee"
"dee who"

"deeze nuts...ha got em"

DEEZE NUTS by yungflojo April 19, 2015

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7

Something Zac from JerryRigEverything says in nearly every YouTube Video. He is known for literally destroying phones for a living with various durability tests. Refers to the Moh's Scale of Hardness, and how strong certain cell phone glass is.

Most cell phone glass scratches at a level 6 on the Moh's Scale of Hardness with more scratches being visible with a level 7 'pick'.

"Glass is glass, and scratches at a level 6 with deeper grooves at a level 7".

Scratches at a Level 6 With Deeper Grooves at a Level 7 by samsung0804 July 27, 2019

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Deerek 

Dereek is undeniably a skid (looks well said). His mannerisms and language are often cooked, exaggerated, and quite unreal. He is obsessed with all things ketchup and poutine-related and can often be seen downing copious amounts of both, much to the amusement of his fellow CC members. However, it is clear that Dereek is not the alpha of his group as his cousin, Icy, can out-drink him effortlessly and is often the first to reach for a smoke. In terms of physical strength, Icy also surpasses Dereek as he is able to lift more weights at the gym, and even managed to beat him in the wilderness in a 1v1 battle. Though Dereek's skid tendencies are evident in most Runescape players, his inability to outshine his cousin Icy will be spoken about for years to come.

Deerek 'You are the king of drinking'
Icy 'Well said'

Deerek by Sparc Mac Community May 23, 2023