Zombie Moose

(Zombie Moosen - plural) A person who is addicted to looking at pictures with funny captions on the internet. They spread their infection by sending the pictures on to their friends via social networking.

"Ugh, Bob just sent me another picture of a cat with some caption on it. I wish that zombie moose would stop flooding my inbox."

Zombie Moose by Jance123456789 March 11, 2010

Job Zombie 

When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...

After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.

Job Zombie by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009

Fox Zombie 

One who relies on Fox News to think for them in the absent of common sense.

The town knew Peter was a Fox Zombie when he ate his dog because Bill O'relly told him too.

Fox Zombie by Jon Roads February 5, 2010

zombie 

a corpse brought back to life to wander the earth and feast on the flesh of the living.

"Corpses! Lumbering, rotting cadavers! What contrivance
could have wrought this...this...this abomination?!?!
Diseased science...?? Blasphemous occult rituals? How can
something so...so dead, yet be so alive?!?! And hungry..!
They lust for flesh...Human flesh...and feast upon all the
sweetbreads a man has to offer!!" ~ Maximillian Roivas (Eternal Darkness)

zombie by Dirge February 1, 2005

zombie style

Zombie style is any sex position when a women is on her period and gets blood all over each other while having sex or foreplay.

That chick was doing it zombie style all night long, I woke up and had blood all over my body

zombie style by the crafter September 19, 2010

Christmas Zombie 

Jesus.

And every year, we give gifts to appease the ghost of Christmas zombie Jesus.

Christmas Zombie by Shifty Eyed Goat December 23, 2008

zombiecrat 

A Democrat who blindly supports the elite candidates of his or her party. Similar to 99% of all Republicans.

I didn't know Lisa was a zombiecrat until she told me she donated money to Hillary Clinton's campaign.

John thinks Barack Obama is a breath of fresh air for the Democrats. Apparently he took the zombiecratic oath.

zombiecrat by Kenny Olav April 10, 2007