A man-wagon is the car equivalent of a man-purse. A purse is typically only carried by a woman. A man carrying a Pony Express Bag is acceptable. A man carrying anything less than this is not acceptable - as demonstrated my many metrosexuals. A man-wagon is the equivalent of a Soccer-mom driving an SUV, or a woman carrying a purse. So, a man driving a man-wagon is only acceptable if the man-wagon is a truck or 4x4; anything less than this is not acceptable. The archtype man-wagon is a 2005 Dodge Magnum station wagon. Most men driving a Dodge Magnum station wagon also carry a man-purse that is not a Pony Express Bag.
P-Winzor of all other vehicles in Logan County, jealous jews often make fun of its large seating capacity which often is filled with their moms. Other jews however like to hate on the wing and wang, they however do not have vehicles of their own, and have to ride the "cheese" wagon. Therefore they use a wagon too.
An adult game in a vehicle, when a person sees a volts wagon bus (operational or non operational) calls shag-wagon and points it out, that person gets any sexual favor he or she desires at anytime within a one month period. A person can claim as many as possible and use them on the person called with! after one month of shag-wagon being called it is canceled out, each calling is one point (sexual favor) Also a shag-wagon point can be canceled out by another persons shag-wagon point.
a variation to the slug-bug and love-bug game!
Shag-wagon
person # 1.
I see a shag wagon, you owe me sex how ever i tell you to do it tonight!
person # 2.
Ha ha i see a shag wagon, I don't owe you shit, unless you wanna let me put it in your butt!
person # 1. hell no you can't put it in my butt, damn i guess i lost out on a shag wagon!
person # 2. ya well i see another shag wagon right there!
A vehicle that is usually a van that is armor plated and has heavy machine guns mounted in and/or on it and that sometimes has bazooks stored inside. And whose motor is suped up to have the highest horsepower possible.
Most guys make there own war wagons. It is mostly used to go from town to town and through the country robbing banks and/or kidnapping women for surprise sex later ect. and to outrun and fight cops.