varnished eel

Having a cock so hard is resembles a varnished eel

Neil: Pete had dropped five Viagras the other night, man, the dude was up all night, his cock looked like a varnished eel.
Pete:Hey man, I'll have to stop the Viagra dude, my love trunction looked like a peeled tomatoe after a 10 hour session last night.
Neil: Nice one!

by slickeel October 22, 2011

Varius

To be extremely drunk; extreme partying to the point of blackouts and memory loss. Partying like a rock star (without being one) while wearing ridiculous clothing such as Leopard fur pants.

Yo man, I was so Varius last night, I woke up with my body outside an elevator and it opening and closing on my head all night.

by KeithCR October 28, 2008

Don Vargas

1. A code word for shit.

2. The act of taking a shit.

1. Hurry up dude, I gotta take a massive Don Vargas.

2. Man, after eating that burrito I had to Don Vargas really bad.

by Heinosity November 29, 2009

Variety Box

Used to describe a person who has a wide range of ideas on a subject, but chooses to voice funny, extreme, sexual or just plain inappropriate ideas - normally with the intent of being rare (def 3.)

Plural, 'Variety Boxes' used to describe a group of the aforementioned persons.

'Awwww nuts, we missed our train again.'
'We could always fly...'
'For fucks sake Ben, you're such a variety box sometimes...'

'Whos rare (def 3.) idea was it to buy an inflatable sheep for my birthday?'
'All of ours!'
'You're all a bunch of variety boxes, I mean it!'

by Bezzo January 7, 2008

Varch

unkept, dirty, socially inappropriate, generally unattractive

Lou's comments at the party were completely varch and uncalled for.

by RLeviticus June 17, 2009

varinder jhamat

A very hard working young man that does everything he can to protect and bring a smile to everyone's faces. There are not a lot Varinder's in the world so if you have one count yourself lucky. Varinder's are very curious and they really like danger and usually they are concerned with their bodies and try to look as good as they can.

A varinder jhamat is a very caring person.

by Trolololoo9 February 6, 2018

variophonic

Synthesizers that have an architecture that isn't "paraphonic (usually fully-polyphonic note generation directed through a single filter and a single amp)," "multiphonic (limited polyphony, but each note has its own amp, filter, etc.)" but has some odd-numbered combination of filters or amps that make it capable of more than paraphony but less than full-articulation, are

that moog is variophonic

by ENBertussi May 16, 2019