Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.

Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".

by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018

Two beavers

Are better than one

Two beavers are better than one, it’s twice the fun, ask anyone

by CryptoCyber May 10, 2021

[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.

Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.

by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008

two ladies

a pair of queens
lesbians
bitches
four tits

nick turns up his cards showing his pair of queens and says "do these two ladies look scared?"

by nick_pepper October 9, 2004

go for two

The split-second decision made when entering the bathroom to pee but going to the stall instead. Often a good call.

What took so long, bro? Just wanted to piss but decided to go for two

by Jaymac10 October 8, 2011

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri February 28, 2009

two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.

there's two of them.

by poploop345 January 27, 2021