[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.
Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.
by The Russianbear2120 August 25, 2008
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Stage Two

by v6y7 y August 03, 2015
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two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.
"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."
by Chesnikk January 26, 2009
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Zero two

Antagonist from the Kirby series last seen just as an eyeball (zero) it's reincarnation looks way more scary than the original having an bleeding eyeball, wings made of thorns and a halo. It serves as the secret final boss of Kirby 64 the crystal shards being available only after you get all the crystal shards and beat the fake final boss. the fight happens with Kirby being supported by ribbon while gunning 02 with the crystal gun. not to be confused with the anime girl.
Person 1: Hey! Did you play Kirby 64 the crystal shards?

Person 2: Yes! it was very fun

Person 1: Did you fight Zero two yet?

Person 2: Nah I still missing on some of the crystal shards

Person 3: Did someone say Zero two?

Person 2: yes we were talking about kir...

Person 3: Yes about Zero two. She is the best girl isn't she?

Person 1: We are talking about Kirby 64. Zero two is the name of the final boss.

Person 3: Wait the final boss is the anime girl?

Person 1: No! Zero two is an bleeding eyeball with thorn wings and a halo. Not the anime girl.

Person 3: Ok sorry

Person 1: Anyway.. What are the crystal shards you are missing?
by anonymous Zelda fan. September 09, 2021
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Zero Two

Zero Two is the final boss of Kirby 64, also known as Kirby and The Crystal Shards. Zero Two can only be encountered once the player as gathered all of the crystal shards and have defeated Miracle Matter. Zero Two's design is best compared to the species of angel known as a Throne, or Ophanim, in the Christian Religion. This comparison is best made through the central eye, his wings, and the revolving rings in the background of the fight.
Person 1: I finally beat Zero Two this weekend!

Person 2: Really? I'm still trying to find the last few crystal shards on Shiver Star!
by FrostCyclone August 22, 2022
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Two Play

What foreplay is reduced to after you get comfortable in a long term relationship, ie: a shortened and boring version of foreplay.
"We've been married so long I'm lucky if I even get two play. I suppose I shouldn't complain, it could be down to oneplay!"
foreplay married
by Rolla Jay November 21, 2010
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Two beavers

Two beavers are better than one, it’s twice the fun, ask anyone
by CryptoCyber May 11, 2021
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