turdboy

Turd.boy- noun A young male that possesses the qualities of being turdly.

Newb is a turdboy.

by turd smuggler April 11, 2008

turd pusher

A small metal rod used to unclog a one-hitter, pinchy or bat. Named because of the way the brown resin comes out of the hole on the other end, resembling someone dropping a log.

Hand me the turd pusher, I can't even get a hit out of this fucker.

by theballer_04 January 16, 2011

you can't polish a turd

An attempt to conceal and/or strive to improve misfortunate genes.

We all know at the end of the day, you can't polish a turd.

Enough said...

you can't polish a turd

by familyguyfanclub October 12, 2010

Turd Ferguson

The identity which Burt reynolds switches to in Celebrity Jeapordy

"Turd Ferguson- its a funny name"

by Sherrif Constantine the third May 14, 2005

Turd Burglar

One who burgles turds for profit or pleasure.

"There goes Cory. That guy is such a turd burglar."
"He sure is, Gary. He sure is."

by Theturdpolice August 3, 2016

turd burger

A steaming turd placed between two slices of bread. Variations include; Turd burger with cheese, Turd BLT, and the turd muffin. Although, nobody has eaten one of these before, it's believed we all will by the year 2060.

"Who the hell ate my last turd burger?I'm hungry!" - Leon

by Jeremy December 8, 2004

turd twister

A device used to twist your faeces into different shapes as it comes out of the anus.

John used his turd twister to create turd spaghetti!

by haze January 17, 2004