ass tard 

looks like an ass and has the mentality of a tard, or vise versa

kk kl ass tard

ass tard by molt October 18, 2003

iPhone Tard 

What iPhone owners turn into when they try to type on their iPhone.

Text from iPhone owner - "Anything could ducking happen next week."

Reply from non-tard - "That's right iPhone tard...ducking right!"

iPhone Tard by Dr. Carlos Jones March 31, 2009

ebay tard 

Some one who thinks they are getting real good deals on ebay when they are getting screwed.

He paid $50 for the monitor + $50 for shipping he could have got it new at office max for $90 what an ebay tard. She didn't get the shipping costs before biding ,her bargain was twice as much as walmarts regular price ebay tardation strikes again. If I pay $10 to ship your crap back to you , you will refund my $5 , what do you think I am an ebay retard. Mikie the yorkie thinks ebay tards should be helped not made fun of.

ebay tard by mikie the yorkie March 6, 2008

r-tard 

A nice way to call an older person a retard....

Son : Listen r-tard this is a mmorpg not a game I am socializing with my friends...

Father : ........I'm not an r-tard.....

r-tard by cyph3r November 6, 2006

fat-tard 

One who illustrates characteristics of both fatness and mental disability

"Man that bitch is such a fat-tard"

fat-tard by phippy August 4, 2004

i-tard

i-tard: A person blindly following advertisements, commonly called a hipster, tends to shop at target over walmart, believes mac products are superior to any PC product, and mainly uses said mac computer to update facebook and twitter accounts.

i-tard "experts" are people that consistently use an apple product to run computing intensive programs. To do this, they justify a multi-thousand dollar mac, and proceed to download Windows in order to run real-life and relevant programs.

i-tard "trolls" are mac junkies. This flavor of i-tard does not stop thinking (or typing) about their apple product, to the extent that they will consistently post on blogs, or online forums. This is one of the most useful things a mac can do. I-tard trolls are online bullies, and they will let you know that PC's are for republicans.

(v) example: That i-tard sure loves to hang out in Starbucks while trolling around the PC online help forums.

i-tard "justified". A person using a mac solely for the purpose of picture and or video editing, and nothing else. These people generally own a business, and purchase a PC to run the accounting, and other real-world software.

That i-tard sure loves drinking his Starbucks while shopping at Target for skinny jeans.

i-tard by highballxs December 25, 2012

Full-Tard 

See also half-tard and quarter-tard. A full-tard is one who has 100% retard blood coarsing through their brains. This can mean two things. Half the time, the person will be born a retard, with limited brain capacity and other problems. The other half of the time, the person will slip through the nets of schooling and manage to finish some amount of their life with everyone thinking they are normal. However, eventually their blood will mature and they will begin acting like a retard. While they have adapated to society (see evolution) they still do not process the brain power to function without failure. They will constantly do stupid things.

Guy 1: "Look at Gillis making that pizza. He's actually having trouble."
Guy 2: "Dude, Gillis is a fucking full-tard. He can't help it."
Guy 1: "Ah. Fucker."

Full-Tard by Johnny Rustic February 4, 2006