Brain Teaser

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.

John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!

by eeguurl March 9, 2015

Taser Drunk

When you get so drunk, in order to be restrained,the local law enforcement has to taser you twice to get you under control. And you still don't remember what happened.

After polishing off the bottle of Jim Beam, Rama was taser drunk.

Bob was so taser drunk that he punched a cop, got tasered twice, pissed and shat himself, and still has no idea where he was last night.

by The MFN T.O.D March 26, 2009

taser

A penis enlarger for law enforcement officials. Seem to be used more often than necessary, sometimes by off duty cops at parties with their friends.

Isn't it bullshit that civilian tasers aren't as powerful as the police models? This is why I have my CCW and carry with hollowpoints. Also, I fear the day when gangs discover tasers and start using them on innocent people.

by Master Batter October 31, 2008

Table Teaser

A female who looks sexy while sitting down, but it actually quite larger when she stands up.

Mary was looking good until she stood up and I saw those cottage cheese legs. God damn table teaser!

by MidgetmackR September 15, 2010

Teaster

a tall, skinny, athletic M-Fer who can consume copious amounts of alcohol without ever gaining an ounce.

A Teaster is nicknamed after a ditzy blonde with hearing problems.

by Twacker April 4, 2009

"Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!"

1) If your a little bitch, what you scream when resisting arrest.

2) A response to a friend who is clearly bullshiting you.

1) Andrew Meyer, a little bitch, yelled "Don't tase me, bro! DON'T TASE ME!!" when the FPD tased the shit out of him.

2)"Hey, I just got to level 64 on WoW!"
"Don't tase me, bro. Yesterday you where at 13."

by tweeter October 3, 2007

teast

A declaration of homosexuality. Started in Scarsdale, NY, the word serves to alert everyone around the person who says the word of their need for cock. This started as the population of gays in Edgewood, a neighborhood of Scarsdale, grew so dramatically there had to be a more efficient way for people to know that someone was gay. To this day everyone in Edgewood is gay.

teasting- to come out of the closet, to get fucked up the ass by a man

teaster- one whose asshole has become so loose from teasting that they become a "master of the teast"

Josh S. :TEAST

Josh S. Yeah, so all you teasters out there, you guys can now fuck me in the ass.

by Mobil November 19, 2007