Tease-job

When your girlfriend/boyfriend gives you a handjob (or fingers you in a girls case) for a few seconds, and proceeds to cease immediatley and cuddle into your arms as if you taunt you unknowingly.
Also, the little kiss on the end of your dick as she puts it away can be lumped into this category.

*girl proceeds to give several good jerks just as you get hard*
"Mmmmm, that feels great baby."
"I know."
*pulls out her hand, zips your jeans up*
"Awwww, come on! Not another tease-job!"
"Sorry honey, can I have a back rub?"

Tease-job by Zachmeister May 21, 2008

Job-ad cock tease

A job advertisement which is presented in a way which misleads you into initially thinking you have a chance of getting the job. However, on closer inspection, the job will turn out to be one you cannot possibly get. Especially common are those advertised in their title as 'suitable for graduates', but then in the second line state 'experience needed.' This creates anger and discouragement among those who are job hunting.

'I got my hopes up when I saw this job advertised for graduate analysts, but after I read on it said you needed 2 years experience. Looks like it's back to McDonald's for me. Fuck, what a Job-ad cock tease !'

Job-ad cock tease by Thrisis Bob May 5, 2010

Teasejob 

Super slow, soft, edging, teasing of a cock. This method builds and intensifies orgasm.
Techniques can incorporate massage with light touching, fingernails, fingertips, stroking, licking, etc..

See Slow Blow, Edging

The teasejob she gave me was the ultimate experience in pleasure.

Teasejob by J Valor September 4, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008