cuttin a switch

going into boredom just because too old now

jon was cuttin a switch

by jackonotjacko October 12, 2017

chicken switch

noun. A device by which a high-voltage switches and breakers can be flipped using a corded remote from a marked distance away instead of directly manipulating the switch. Clothing can also be used by the switch operator, but "higher powers" (like your boss) insist on keeping people out of the line of fire. Also known as a remote actuation device.

That breaker has 2,000 volts? We're going to need a chicken switch to flip that; I don't want to get cooked.

by RivCA January 31, 2024

Chipsy Switch

A variation of the classic Gypsy Switch, the Chipsy Switch involves one reaching into his or her pocket, and pulling out a 100 dollar chip, and then placing that chip into his or her other pocket. Most preferably whilst drunk off White Claws and passing through Krispy Kreme donuts at Mohegan Sun.

Ryan: Paul, did you just perform a Gypsy switch?
Paul: oh yes I did
Steve: No, no...that’s the Chipsy switch
Ryan & Paul: Ohhh noooooo

by nolawswithclaws December 08, 2019

Switch listener

A person gifted at switching from them listening to you to you listening to them.

Noun

1. “I tried 10 times to tell Karen about my new apartment and every time, before I even knew what had happened, we were talking about her problems with her boyfriend. I felt like I was on a bad drug or something.”

2. I know, the girl’s a natural born switch listener

by Bigfreedog July 21, 2011

Intention Switching

Lying about previous intentions to try and seem more innocent in a current situation.

“I wasn’t trying to call them a slut, I swear!”
“Benjamin Franklin Debrosse Michelangelo Zée Smith Johnson! You posted 5 xeets about her fuck’n 100 men! Don’t start that intention switching, now!”

by NERASER June 05, 2025

national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.

Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!

by 123545 October 09, 2022

Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.

Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.

by weakspaget February 06, 2022