B-shift

1 of 3 shifts used in fire department scheduleing. It is by far better than the other 2 shifts with the best firefighters to do the job right the first time. If your house is on fire pray that B-shift is working if you would like your house to be saved. If your house ends up in the basement it's probly because A or C shift showed up.

Person 1: "Thank god B-shift was working to save my house and my family, We owe those guys our lives!"

by Jack Sean July 28, 2012

stick shift

dick, penis, cock...)

let yo bitch ride yo stick shift

by DMK May 13, 2005

shift cake

the definition for shift cake has been lost over the years but the syrians believe it has something do with chicken francaise, french masons, or first aid cheesesteak-plains..aristotles apprentice sumer moussa says the true definition can be found in the Ov-shift-N..

yo french shift cake what up

by khill July 5, 2006

Shifty

A Bad Mother Fucker..

"i'm scared of shifty"

by Hobo's Scratch November 7, 2004

sifting

Sifting happens when you are very close to shitting, yet you let out a foul fart, hence "sifting" the fart through a massive shit.

On his way to the bathroom, John tried sifting out a fart before almost shitting himself.

by Mommadragonfly April 23, 2008

graveyard shift

Staying up all night playing Bioshock 2, usually requires resting up.

Reuben took a nap so he would be able to make it through the graveyard shift.

by nictron February 11, 2010

snifty

Used in leiu of "spiffy," lest you sound like a complete LOSER and everyone makes fun of you. Combination of spiffy, nifty, and YOUR A LOSER. Originally coined by Drew Hayes's comic book creation, Lusiphur Malaché, in the comic book Poison Elves.

That's the sniftiest thing I've ever heard.

You're snifty, go out with me.

Spiffy is a crutch for those unable to comprehend the complexity of snifty.

by Linza March 18, 2003