Simmo

A numb but who picks up all the sweaty expired vaginas off the street and use them for his personal plesure. A degrading version of the mansluts and the hillbillys.

Often plays roger ramjet tunes on audio software as this is their mating call. Though however, his milk usually brings all the boys to his yard and dance with him as he caresses spoons.

Watch out, a ferret ass is around the corner. Dont want to get near simmo.

by Sentinel316 March 21, 2005

Simone

The most rachet girl you could ever lay eyes on. Feral as anything and could go months without brushing her teeth.

"Dude did you hear about last night?"
"Yes, it was a huge Simone, worst night of my life"

by Crazy-person69 May 27, 2015

Simon

1. defines AIDS.
2. if someone is being unfathomably pathetic.

Person: She's overreacting again.
Another Person: She's pulling a simon?
Person: Yeah.
Another Person: :/

by Snorlax May 10, 2008

Simon

A fucking piece of shit. Usually a terrible friend and is a jerk. Has a super tiny penis and in rare cases has a vagina. Has a dumb fuck. Usually has retarded hair. No one will ever want to fuck a Simon.

Stop being a Simon.

by Fghdsggtr December 21, 2017

Simon

a kid that takes two games to warm up and one game to cool down at bowling.
He wishes he was as good with the ladies as he was with quick scoping.

all the bitches love simon.

by sex kitten101 April 27, 2011

dylan simmons

a lil pussy ass white boy that has a very small penis

did u see that dylan simmons it looks like a penis but smaller

by georgesi i8nyh6vr4wq` February 21, 2010

simonize

1. pwn in a street race
2. Wax
3. Turn and burn
4. what happens to glenn's car when he races a minivan

WOOOO! VR4 Baby! We waxed em!
Simonize that shiat! Who's your father?

by SMONEY March 16, 2004