semi-colon

";" That fucking symbol u asshole... if u dont know what a fucking semi-colon looks like u should kill urself...

John: omg look a semi-colon!
Jill: OMG wuts a semi-colon!
John: u stupid whore wtf?
Jill: w/e

by Me November 20, 2004

sammitch plate

simply put the sammitch plate always wins. nothing will ever beat it. ever. so don't even try to compete.

Sammitch Plate > all

OMG j00 just got pwned by the SAMMITCH PLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111oneone!!!11111111

by dedFROGZ July 7, 2004

Semi-Hard

When a penis isn't hard, but isn't flaccid, it's semi-hard. This is also used in the title of a Cleveland Show Christmas special, "Die Semi-Hard".

"Dude last night I tried to FHRITP but I was only semi-hard.."

by Auditioning my Finger Puppets February 17, 2020

Semi-Vegetarian

Someone who wants to give up eating red meat but isn't crazy enough to give up the best red meats like philly cheesesteak, fillet mignon, or bacon.

"I can't eat that Wendy's burger but I can eat a Philly cheesesteak because I'm a semi-vegetarian.

by David the Punisher November 20, 2009

Sammich

The best sandwich in the world, which has been prepared by a woman. Known to cause mouth orgasms and non-stop NOM-ing.

Woman: Here's your sandwich babe.

Man: Mmmmmm SAMMICH!!! OM NOM NOM NOM!!!

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmm...... May 9, 2011

Semicolonize

To insert a large number of semicolons into a relatively small amount of text

I hate reading his reports; he semicolonizes everything.

by Wildcat Bryan July 26, 2011

Semi-Tuck

A male who is extremely drunk and walks around during the day with his cock tucked between his legs wearing nothing but a blanket

Only legends can pull off the semi-tuck

by the cheese curd and feline2 January 28, 2012