Semicolonize

To insert a large number of semicolons into a relatively small amount of text

I hate reading his reports; he semicolonizes everything.

by Wildcat Bryan July 26, 2011

Semicolonic Irrigation

Also known as the working class bidet. The Semicolonic irrigation is when you stand on your hands in the shower and position yourself so the shower head is aimed directly at your anus.

Joe was not classy enough for a bidet, but suffering from extreme swamp-ass he opted to undergo a semicolonic irrigation.

by ChuckChuckRazool July 9, 2012