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It's a tasty sandwich consisting of cooked sliced steak, melted cheese, and other toppings like fried onions, peppers and mushrooms you PERVERTS! No human fluids or body parts are involved.
Pat's and Geno's are for tourists. If you want a good Philly cheesesteak, check out Tony Luke's or Steve's.
by Colonel H-mufuggin Stinkmeaner February 14, 2010
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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One of the best sub-foods in the U.S. A real Philly Steak is normally extremely greasy, it taste real good even if it may drip grease. Not like the dumbass definitions other people put. This sub, obviously, originates from Philidelphia.
I had the munchies yesterday, I munched the fuck out on a Philly Cheese Steak.
by ThatboiiKevinn June 19, 2009
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The best kind of Cheesesteak you can find anywhere in the world. Don't be fooled by pizza places in the suburbs, or anywhere outside Philly that display 'Philly Cheesesteaks' on the menu, because they are usually the worst kind. Given my name, FromPhillyWitWiz, I prefer mine wit Wiz, but a true Philly Cheesesteak place will just assume American unless you specify otherwise. For best taste, hit up Jim's in the Northeast for a Cheesesteak that'll blow your mind. If a person is not from Philly, It is very obvious bacause they'll refer to it as a Cheesesteak Sandwich. A Philly Cheesesteak is not the act of ejaculating on a plain cheesesteak, that would taste horrible, therefore being a Jersey 'cheesesteak sandwich'. Don't take forever to order. "extra Wiz Witout" is a cheesesteak wit Exra cheese wiz and no fried onions. Don't order like"Hi, yes, I'd like one cheesesteak with cheesewiz and no fried onions. and can i get extra cheese on it? thankss" That's VERY Jersey, and not cool at all. They should spit on you.
Man, I'm starving, I'm gonna take the bus to Jim's right here in the Great Northeast and get the best fuckin Philly Cheesesteak there is cause Jims only has the best, and the best is only at Jims.
by FromPhillyWitWiz May 07, 2011
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The Only Place to get a cheesesteak worthy of the name is in philadelphia, The best are Geno's and Pat's wich are located in south Philly, a cheesesteak is a Amoroso hoagie roll with chip steak and either provolone, american, or cheese wiz, some people like fried onions or peppers but they are not included in a true cheesesteak. NOTE: the term "philly cheesesteak" usally means the cheesesteak is not a true cheesesteak, also cheesesteak has no hyphen between cheese and steak
ya'll honky muthafuckas dont know shit about cheesesteaks
by Fred January 04, 2005
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When a man takes a shit between the tits of a white girl and squeezes the yellow puss from a festering blister all over the top of it, he has created a Philly Cheesesteak. From there, he squeezes her tits together and eats it out making sure that he has made quite a mess. If his shirt is clean when finished, he better have another because he didn't do it right. If you prefer the variety with onions, you can masturbate over the top of it giving it the look and taste of onions.
Geno enjoys eating the wonderful Philly Cheesesteak he creates on his girlfriend, Pat's, chest so much that one is never enough.
by Philly Jay August 20, 2013
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When a man pounds a woman's pussy until it resembles roast beef, ejaculates onto the brown lips, and then eats her out until she comes. If the Philly Cheesesteak is properly executed, the girl will begin cussing like a typical dickheaded Eagles fan. No need to say "Whiz Wit'" when you request this cheeseteak. If you want the authentic smell of a Philly steak shop, you can fart in her face before you deliver the main course.
"Yo Donovan, I can't believe your muddah let me give her a Philly Cheesesteak on the first date."

by Eagles suck fat cock. January 29, 2009
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