Samuel

A short Japanese man that has long black hair and looks at do peni.

Samuel said "Your for has a pretty big dick."

by apollolink November 14, 2018

Samuel

A violent person who only violently jacks-off and beats women, daily. Doesn't have money or a Dad. Lives in a genially bad area and dislikes everyone.

ffs sake it Samuel, time to get beat

by Al-an May 11, 2020

afro samurai

a man's penis

afro samurai

by kidpocari January 8, 2009

Samurai

Hot and spicy sauce to go with french frites.
In Belgium

Hi, I would like a large "cornet" of frites and andalouse.
No, samuraï instead. Thanks

by DUM-DUM February 10, 2005

samuel hamburger

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

Samuel

Absolute unit, has a head the size of a melon. Absolute lad.

Person 1: wow that guy looks so cool
Person 2: aye he’s Samuel, he’s an absolute unit
Person 1: oh wow we have to be friends with him or we’ll die

by T. rex 10101 February 20, 2019

samuel

A creepy stalker-ish kid that usually likes to stalk Raelynn’s, he has blonde hair, glasses, and can be found in red clothing, and kaki shorts. Watch out for these guys, and make to sure to lock your doors at night.

Oh man, is that samuel? He followed me home last night

by yayayysyayayta October 24, 2019