soggy mini wheats

An unexplainable procedure mini wheats go through if you don't eat them fast enough.

OH SHIT, BRAH. I have soggy mini wheats now, thanks to not paying attention to them on over half an hour.

by JHSGAMY November 24, 2006

Soggy salad

When you cum on a vegetarian

I made a soggy salad with Alice last night

by Yanko May 11, 2016

soggy pillow

Article of linen sewed by one's grandmother with which inadequate kissers practice necking because they lack the balls to go out and get some real world experience.

Said Doug, "Gee, as long as I have a soggy pillow in my bed, I'll never get to do the horizontal tango!"

by Mary Magdalene September 18, 2003

soggy

The adjective form of the word "sogg", which is an acronym for Slightly Outwardly Gay Guy.

Jeff is attracted to soggy guys like Ian Somerhalder.

by phildm October 3, 2007

soggy burger

when you pee on some ones face and ears and shove your dick in their ear and nose

teabag, piss, soggy burger

by jackinback October 11, 2006

soggy cheerios

n. droopy breasts; saggy boobs.

Grandma has soggy cheerios.

by Miss Allison July 1, 2005

soggy french toast

A. when the chef ruins what could've been delicious french toast by battering it to death in egg and only half cooking.

B. to have your period

OH!! my mom didnt flush her soggy french toast.

by jaim'e December 6, 2007