The act of two males either:
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
(1) engaging in double penetration while both are pumping hard at the same time so that their balls smash against each other every thrust or
(2) masterbate while facing each other, close enough to touch tips or plop, but instead they hold their manhood upward while stroking and simultaneously thrusting forward. Causing their hanging testicles to knock together mid-stroke.
Codi: Man I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night!
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
Joe: Shitty, how come?
Codi: Oh Nick and Craig were smashing eggs so hard last night I thought they had a live audience in the other room...fuckin' dirty deeds bro.
by MassiveDynamic February 17, 2015
Get the Smashing eggsmug. "Donny, me and Cat did the Monster Smash last night."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
"No way bro! Isn't your grandma in that graveyard?"
"Yeah, but that didn't stop me. Candy was everywhere."
by Sush God October 11, 2016
Get the Monster Smashmug. When you smash a persons forehead or baldspot with such precision that it doesn't hurt, but gives away a loud smash-sound. The word derives from the swedish language.
by Opi December 1, 2004
Get the Flint-smashmug. the act of smash'n while the guy is standing up and the girl is face down. the act usually requires atleast one pillow, incredible strength, endurance, and sometimes too much swag for any girl to handle. a legendary form of sex and cannot be described as anything less than a smash
Travis) Did you hear about Bob's three-way last night?
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
Kyle) ....Three-way? Fuck that shit. Did you hear about Al's VERTICAL SMASH!?! Girl couldn't walk straight for a week.
by ajdean389 January 11, 2010
Get the vertical smashmug. by peachypie02 August 2, 2016
Get the Lip Smashmug. When ever you start beating on something(causing a ruckus) and the bitch ass teacher starts yelling and gets very fucking aggressive to the point she’s red as a tomato
by Kayleigh Kiser April 14, 2019
Get the Treece Smashmug. A game played with a group of friends and a Water bottle
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
1. get friends
2. Fill a flat bottomed water bottle about 1/4th they way up
3. in a circle, each friend takes the bottle by the lid and flips it; if it doesn't land upright, it goes to the next person
4 if it does land upright, the next person must also do the same.
5. if the bottle lands upright and the next person fails to do so, the frist person gets to drop the bottle (cap down), on his pink form about 2-3 inches up
6. repeat this process (the game can build up comobs, say for example 3 people land it in a row, the person who missed gets their pinky smashed 3 times
by Brioman333 September 20, 2012
Get the Pinky Smashmug.