The Paddlewheel

A double handed handjob where the giver whilst on their knees in front of recipient grasps the base of the penis and pulls toward their mouth and as the first hand passes over the tip releasing the penis the giver then spits on palm of said hand followed by the second hand grabbing the base and repeating the continous circular (Paddlewheel) like motion

The paddlewheel

1. a form of handjob

by Birchum August 23, 2012

general beaver paddle

a stripping army man who has a mullet

dan's stage name is general beaver paddle; it suits him well.

by crazycowgirl May 20, 2005

up shit creek with no paddle

To be in a bind with no solution

A trunk full of dank and the blue lights come , on behind you, your up shit creek with no paddle

by tinab November 22, 2013

cheese peddler

One who sells: cheese, cheese products, or cheese based recipes; either on the internet, in a cook book, or in a store.

if you sell cheesecake and bleu cheese recipes on ebay you are a cheese peddler.
Silence! Ya cheese peddler.

by Jon Klein February 1, 2006

whatever paddles your canoe

Synonymous with "whatever floats your boat".

So you're into that? Well, whatever paddles your canoe, man.

by Deliciously. May 9, 2010

piddler

(Winchester College Notion) - Tiny penis.

Will Owen has ridiculous piddler.

by Will Owen July 20, 2008

Paddle boatin

Variation on the term motorboating when used in context of doing it to a fat woman with large breasts that are too big for just a motor boat!

When Kirstie Alley lost all that weight on Jenny Craig I wanted to give her the motor boat, now that she gained it all back she is only fit for a paddle boatin!

by mikeyboy79 May 19, 2009