pimp meister

The BIGGEST pimp in the world EVER. He does business around Woking and is known as 'MR Moody' or the 'pimp meister'

Matt: doesn't the pimp meister have a wife know?
George: Yerp names Janice innit
Joe: OH i thout that was a hippopotomus

by nocheesetonight August 2, 2007

pimp steaks

A hot dog, possibly sold from a vendor on the street, or picked up at your local supermarket.

I got burgers and pimp steaks on the grill, if anyone want em.

by haaji January 12, 2009

Pimp Squat

A pimp squat is a type of pimp that rest haven hos flock to, that allows his ho's to be lazy, he will fuck his main ho knowing she is ignoring her tricks, & allowing ho's to rip off good tricks; because, essentially he's to lazy, or scared to pimp hard. He's a broke simp that is getting pimped by the ho.

"Who's that calling you??" ,pimp squat asked his ho.
"Oh that's just sugar daddy Larry, I was expecting his call it's pay day, daddy." says ho to pimp squat.
"Fuck larry ho! Its your day off! & this my pussy ho you ain't going nowhere today let's cuddle!" says pimp squat..

by diegodondoem June 20, 2009

Facebook Pimp

a guy who can seemingly get loads of woman over facebook apps, but can't really get the same in real life

I have only had one girlfriend, but over facebook so many girls want me. My friends refer to me as a facebook pimp

by Busby Berkeley April 28, 2009

pimpalimp

a very good object or attractie person

damn shortys pimpalimp

by 0ei0-420-59043209-=23.pizofds/c.vom September 21, 2003

pimp [noun]

Colloquially, a socially successful, well-esteemed male who garners female attraction and is generally respected/envied by other males.

"Did you see him walk up to those chicks flauting his fly gear and get all their phone numbers? What a pimp!"

by Credible MBA March 25, 2004

Pimp Momma

Pimp Momma is da momma of all dem worthy ho. "Dere" exist only one pimp momma in dis universe and she "reside" in da island of Hawaii.

I seen many a pimp momma in my life but dis one is my faaa da finest ...sheeeaatttt

by Deho April 27, 2006