gamer penis

It's when your penis touches your chair when your playing CoD and cresses your Bellend

Oi John, when I was Playing CoD my gamer penis was pissing me off

by V0iz October 17, 2017

breathing penis

When your half way through a boner and your penis moves up and down periodically.

Dude he’s got a breathing penis!

by Hasj May 2, 2018

eshrekt penis

When you’re in the middle of a shrek marathon and you get an erection

Tom:i was in the middle of Shrek and i got an eshrekt penis
Bill:Cool

by Big Daddy shrek May 29, 2018

Poo Penis

When you take a dump and poop out a rock hard turd which makes you feel like you've been bummed.

Dave: "I just took a shit and feel like I was raped by a poo penis"
Steve: "Did it flush?"

by playslikebuttah July 24, 2018

Stinky penis shit

When someone puts a dildo up your anus and you have to get it out by shiting and it stinks.

Dude I just had the worst stinky penis shit last night

by Jamermoo April 23, 2019

Particle Penis

A Young Man named Sebastian Stauffer is said to have the world's only "Particle Penis* the smallest penis known to man.

Damn that boy got a particle penis, Rip

by Dwhit6 April 24, 2019

Peperami Penis

When the structural integrity of the penis is jeopardized due to over masturbating.

’I have some peperami penis action’ said Dave

by AstrayMind98 April 12, 2020