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Ronald McDonald sex move 

It's when you walk into the bedroom wearing size 13 or larger boots and rocking a 'fro. You shove one of the boots up her pussy until she starts bleeding, then you dip your nose in until it's fully red, tickle her with your 'fro. Finally, you get up and as you're about to walk away you remind her to stay happy by yelling out "Smiles are free, bitch!!!". Then you walk away.
Kevin: how did that little skank Alex like your gift?

Guido: I spent the money on booze instead, then I went over to her place and gave her a Ronald McDonald.

Kevin: wow, you've really gona the extra mile with this bitch huh?

Guido: yah, she's lucky to have someone as thoughtful as me. Who else would do the Ronald McDonald sex move on that whore.
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the move 

When waiting for a train, walk up to the edge of the platform, peer down the track, then remain there, regardless of anyone waiting politely behind you.
(Waiting on a crowded train platform)
Aaron: "Did you see that guy?!"
Damon: "Yeah, he just pulled the move! What a dick!"
the move by IateJesus May 5, 2008
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chad move 

When someone does/says something mean or insulting to another person, it is a Chad move.

"Dude, Andy slept with Nark's sister this weekend! That was such a Chad move!"

The Antoine Move 

When you buy a pc without buying a monitor so you use the monitor of someone close to you.
Me: I have to get off now, My brother is taking the monitor.

Friend: oh fuck no why is he doing The Antoine Move?!

rhude's move 

a sex position in which a girl is lying on her back waiting for her partner. the guy then picks up the girls legs and sets them on his shoulders and leans forward to the woman's ass is in the air. the next part is easy, go to town on that ass and enjoy rhude's feeling!
boy #1: WOW i never would have expected rhude's move to be so enjoyable. its like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

boy #2: well wait til you try doops' move.... wait.. what?
rhude's move by shootermkgav1n January 21, 2010
A sneaky or tactical action that is typical of a person with the last name of "Mang"
Aw that's such a Mang move!
Mang Move by A.J. Root March 5, 2008

Mattress Move 

A move which a distressed man will perform while trying to fall asleep with a snoring partner. Generally persists of a firm but gentle shoving from the edge of the mattress to the floor by way of the legs. Usually results in heated argument.
MAN 1: "My wife was snoring like crazy last night. I had to pull a mattress move on her just to get some sleep. She ended up falling right off the bed."
MAN 2: "I bet the fight after was nasty....."
Mattress Move by laxislife19 December 18, 2008