Pity job (PJ)

Handjob or blowjob given generously out of pity to someone who has never received one or will most likely never receive one in the near future.

" Hey Sharron, why don't you give my boy a little Pity job (PJ), you know, a PJ?"
"I don't know, I don't think I can."
"C'mon! He's needs this!"
" Well... I guess it must be done..."

by Jenna Noleen August 28, 2011

curry job

To receive fellatio from a female of Indian descent.

1 - "yo, i'm done with jungle fever. i need something new"

2 - "you could use a curry job. try that indian chick over there."

by tyrano June 18, 2013

Holla Job

When a woman yells up into a man's butthole to make his prostate vibrate so he cums without having to even jerk off.

T-bone says to his buddy - "Yo my girl gave me a holla job last night. She went like this 'T-BONE WAZZZZZUPPPP!!!!!' Man I came so fast I didn't have to jerk it or nuthin.

by Conflitm749 October 21, 2013

loomis job

The act of finding yourself £1.3m richer as a result of stashing multiple Loomis bags in the bottom drawer of your work desk

Person 1: There he goes splashing the cash again! David has bought himself a new house and spends every night drinking in the pub.

Person 2: That'll be the £1.3m he got from the Loomis job.

by Spurtesh November 9, 2013

Volunteer job seeker

A person who goes to the job centre regularly pays for travel but although all requirements are being met by the job seeker payment from the job centre is withheld due to extremely uneducated staff.

Job seeker

"Hi I've applied for work and have worked previously for over ten years, I can't afford food or the bus fare could you help"

Job centre staff

"Not my department you'll have to wait for 14 days, also you have another meeting here in a week"

14 days later repeat above, (volunteer job seeker)

by Split1234 January 10, 2014

hate job

When one gives a passionate hate-derived blowjob.

Ellie hates Kyle, but found him hot, so she got drunk and gave him a hate job.

by Nikc July 26, 2014

Woodpecker-job

A soul-destroying, unskilled, useless and monotonous job with no clear purpose whose main task is to press continuously a single button and that forces you to desire to be replaced by a woodpecker.

I hate all types of woodpecker-jobs I took in the first years of my professional career

by MdB29071988 November 12, 2014