Back Alley Handshake

A word for a sneeky handjob given in a very secluded place
Did you hear that Ron just got a Back Alley Handshake from Molly just now? Jeez you'd think that he would wait until after his wedding day!
by Jaboy13 March 28, 2016
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bare-knuckle handshake

A diplomatic gesture like a handshake or a greeting that clearly and civilly demonstrates the fierce and unrelenting determination of the part making the gesture.
As we began negotiations on the project, it started with a bare-knuckle handshake.
by akconstant November 17, 2019
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Denver Health Handshake

The fingering of a patients anus to assess for rectal muscle tone in a trauma patient. Often used excessively.
Joey, we have an incoming sprained ankle patient. Can you give him the Denver Health Handshake?
by Bright_Barty May 10, 2022
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new mackin handshake

When your boy used to be a stud and mack on all the ladies but now he's docile and polite
Person #1 - Yo, is Mark still a savage?
Person #2 - Nah, he's on that new mackin handshake because he has a girlfriend now.
Person #1 - Goodnight, sweet prince :(
by M.Boy December 14, 2016
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pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.
Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.
by QuacksO October 10, 2018
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South County Handshake

A handjob. Usually used around the St. Louis area.
Trent met this ho at this club, and she gave him a South County Handshake in the bathroom.
by theyoneman March 28, 2007
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Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.
Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!
by Bryant Bille May 30, 2022
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