Tinley Park Handshake

When a south-side broad you were in a relationship with, is freeloading at your place after you've already called it quits, throws a left hook and lands it below your eye.

Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.

by tinleyparkguy December 1, 2021

bare-knuckle handshake

A diplomatic gesture like a handshake or a greeting that clearly and civilly demonstrates the fierce and unrelenting determination of the part making the gesture.

As we began negotiations on the project, it started with a bare-knuckle handshake.

by akconstant November 16, 2019

Mona Lisa handshake

A Mona Lisa handshake is when you put your fist in a woman’s asshole and your cock in her vagina, then give yourself a handjob.

Last night I gave myself the best Mona Lisa handshake I had ever had!

by Bryant Bille May 29, 2022

pogo-stick handshake

Kissing-cousin to pump-handle, this joyful greeting-method entails grasping the other person's hand in both of yers, then vigorously jumping up and down a few times to really enthusiastically swing his arm bobbingly and show him how glad you are to see him.

Anyone can do da pogo-stick handshake, but it's most often performed by a small child, either to express his great joy at being reunited with the person, or to somewhat-braggingly demonstrate how self-confident he is at such a young age.

by QuacksO October 10, 2018

South County Handshake

A handjob. Usually used around the St. Louis area.

Trent met this ho at this club, and she gave him a South County Handshake in the bathroom.

by theyoneman April 2, 2007

Hot Mill Handshake

Two men cover their Cocks in grease, dock. Then proceed to jerk the other guys shaft.

Kevin and mark got bored at work, so they got a handful of grease and gave each other the ol' Hot mill handshake

by Copco July 6, 2016

Nova Scotia Handshake

A Nova Scotia handshake is the act of flatulating onto a seat or cushion before relinquishing the seat to another person. The purpose of a Nova Scotia handshake is to leave a more lasting impression in the mind of the recipient than a traditional handshake.

Derek: "Here Asher, take my seat."
Asher: "Gee thanks, Derek. Wow, this seat feels pretty warm!"
Derek: "That's just a Nova Scotia handshake for you!"

by mhjrehsa March 31, 2017