flaberstracted

State of being beyond distracted.

Today in class, I couldn't focus to save my life. I was flaberstracted.

by Big Mac and Kir December 17, 2010

flabbergastimentationism

The government of shock therapy.

I'm the head of the flabbergastimentationism department in the hospital nearest to you.

by PriPS0797 January 12, 2011

Flaboob

Contemperary Goth

A Flaboob is someone who dyes their hair, and pierces miscellaneous body parts such as cartiledge, belly body, penis shaft, and or clint.

by A Person322 October 18, 2010

flabberjaw

1. a fat person with a jabberjaw.

Bing: Man! that fat bastard won't shut up!
Jaden: Tell that flabberjaw to shut up!
Brett: WORD!

by blah blah blah TL November 12, 2010

Flabby Kebaby

The genitals of a fat bird with hairy lips!

OMG she has a flabby kebaby, look at the size of it, i wouldn't want to sick my dick in that horrid thing!

by Soul Sanctuary November 25, 2010

Flabnog

Another word for fuck, or hell. :)

WTF! What the flabnog!!

by CondomQueen November 30, 2010

Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011