Flabbertestical

A flabbertestical is when a women, preferably mothers, are dressed in a swimsuit. Flabbertesticals are really mothers who dress in bikinis, burning another person's eyes in the process. Flabbertesticals have really high self-confidence when they really shouldn't.

-DUUDE, YOUR MOM IS SUCH A FLABBERTESTICAL SHE SHOULD COVER UP
-I KNOW BRO, SHE REALLY NEEDS TO STOP BEING A FLABBERTESTICAL

Flabbertestical by JoeMamaSoFresh January 15, 2011

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Flabbergastical

Adj:Something so unfathomably incomprehensible you don't know what happened.

" Bro what did he just say?"
*Nah that's flabbergastical"

Flabbergastical by FruitsWithBones July 10, 2022

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Flabbergastical

A container meant for water, although it can be used for other beverages as well, typically it is cylinder shaped but it is also known more commonly as a bottle.

"I left my flabbergastical at home so I don't have any water with me."

Flabbergastical by Jimmathy1 March 9, 2024

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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Male Pattern Blindness

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.

Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"

Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008

Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

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Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.

"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"

Pretty Privilege by justagirljustme March 12, 2021

Word of the Day on June 17, 2026

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