n. a life that's seemingly hopeless, a neverending epic fail. Those who lead a Trail of Fail are often emo teenagers or nerdy 40-year-olds who live with their mothers.
My life is a Trail of Fail. I woke up, stubbed my toe, burned my breakfast, found out that my bike was stolen, was dumped by my girlfriend and it's not even noon yet.
by emoboi0716 December 6, 2009
Get the Trail of Failmug. A Fail Guild is an association of people under a "Guild Tag" in the game World of Warcraft that contains players of a disreputable sort. To qualify as a "fail guild," a guild must first be very badly behaved (publicly racist or homophobic), have members that have ninja'd a guild bank on another server, and all members must be defensive and condone their other members' asshat behavior. No amount of epics, raid progression, or well spoken players in a guild can remove the stain of asshatery that denotes a guild to "fail".
by QwikofMuradin February 4, 2009
Get the Fail Guildmug. The 6-year old boy that decided to hop in the helium balloon thinking it would be fun, but then come to find out that he was hiding in his house the whole time, while the police and every other law enforcement agency is looking for him. fail child.
by ObamasKidz October 15, 2009
Get the Fail Childmug. by AnonymousUser200 January 10, 2009
Get the epic failmug. a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.
by Excommunicated February 1, 2008
Get the fail at lifemug. by epic fail doomsday December 14, 2009
Get the Epic Failmug. When a male fails at his gender and becomes a Woman Fail. This can be due to possible feminine traits that the person has, such as constantly observing ones reflection, paying for expensive branded clothes or owning a woman phone (expensive and pointless)
It is usually shortened down to simply calling the said man a woman.
It is usually shortened down to simply calling the said man a woman.
Guy 1: god, he looks at his reflection so much, even in his phone
Guy 2: yeah, its because he's a woman fail.
Guy 2: yeah, its because he's a woman fail.
by Benenenenen July 16, 2010
Get the Woman Failmug.