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You Fail

You Fail at...(insert verb/noun here)
You use this to tell people they are horrible or can't do a certain thing.
It can be used as a joke to some, but also to make people really mad by a major insult.
Mostly it is used as a joke though.
Joke
Bob-"hey man, i fell off of the stairs"
Jim-"you fail at walking down stairs"
Bob-"rofl"
Insult
Bob-"dude, my girl just broke up with me"
Jim-"you fail at life"
Bob-"dude i hate you"
by R0botmunk7 September 18, 2009
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holy fail

When one possibly faces the greatest moment of their life, only to fail miserably.
One day, during one of his afternoon walks, Mark looked down on the ground to find a sealed mint condition Action Comics #1. Bending over to pick it up he toppled to the ground, breaking his neck in the process. Mark had finally discovered the holy fail.
by marsneedstowels November 22, 2009
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Too hot to fail

Someone who avoids failure on the basis of attractiveness rather than his/her merits. It applies to presentations, oral exams, job interviews where the individual is under-qualified, under-prepared or under-smart but still receives a favourable evaluation because of the individual's appearance.
Heidi: Can you believe Brooke passed her oral after her three day bender in Vegas? I'm surprised she could even form a coherent sentence.

Marisa: She didn't have to. She's too hot to fail.

It may be extended further,

Nancy: Megan Fox is shallow and a terrible actress.
Billy: Ya but I bet her movie does well. She's too hot to fail.
by ChanduNagre February 13, 2010
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Voice mail fail

when you call someone and have a conversation with what you think is them, but is actually their voicemail.
"I thought I was talking to Clint, but it was just a voice mail fail."
by skm7227 April 18, 2010
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Ethnic Fail

When a person of a certain ethnicity does something that is not expected from his/her ethnic backround.
EX #1
person 1: "Dude that black guy just missed that b-ball shot!"

Person 2: "man, that is the biggest Ethnic Fail ive ever seen."

EX #2

person 1: "look at that brown guy, hes not even driving a cab"

person 2: "Ethnic Fail!"
by masterfumi February 15, 2009
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Ginger Fail

A fail done by one called a "ginger"
ooh.
scary.
typically done by walking out into the sun, talking in public, being... a ginger etc.
*Ginger walks out into sun*
Ginger: AHHHHHGHGHHGHHHHH!!!!!
Person: ...Ginger Fail
by maxica January 24, 2009
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bake fail

A bake sale that failed- no one bought any of the baked goods and little to no money was made
Person #1: You actually bought something from the bake sale?
Person #2: Yeah, without me it would've been a total bake fail.
by Kayleigh Voss March 14, 2009
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