Diapers

An elderly person that pisses you off.

Going 5mph in a 35 zone following an old person: "Get the fuck out of the way Diapers!"

by Brianswife July 22, 2011

Puerto Rican Bean Dipper

To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.

Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.

by The Hardbod July 16, 2008

daiper

Very high-grade marijuana;
a reference to the strong aroma.
More commonly the diminutive is used:
"daip" or "dipe"

"My dealer's new crop of weed is DIPE!!"

by Royal Jelly April 27, 2005

Poopy Diapers

When a man ejaculates into his own mouth and then cum swaps with a gay kid that is a freshman in high school

Did you see that kid named Bruce walk through the hall? Last night, he went poopy diapers on a kid named Zach. Damn that Nigga is gay!

by Poopy Diapers January 12, 2009

diapermask

A term used to describe the state of intoxication commonly referred to as shit-faced.

Put on your diapermask, we're about to get shitfaced.

by youngandreckless October 27, 2012

Diapercondriac

A parent that thinks their baby's diaper is always full, even when there is no reason to believe so.

Parent 1: Why dont you check baby's diaper.
Parent 2: We just did 15 minutes ago, you're a diapercondriac.

by 2 Daves August 27, 2013

diaperactive

Being a restless infant, especially one with frequent bowel movements.

Her newborn is diaperactive; she has changed a lot of diapers since it was born.

by smjgJsbjgsm September 2, 2018