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Smash Cup 

Smash cup is a drinking game which requires two or more people. The objective of the game is to smash the cup and yell smash cup before the competition has done so. In order to play this drinking game one must first measure the drink of themselves and the opponents in order to reduce controversy at the end of the game. Then chairs must be set up three to four feet away from the table and the cups must be placed in front of the table on the floor. All participants must sit in the chair with their arms crossed behind the back of the chair. Then someone must yell “one, two, three, go” then all participants must run to the cup located on the floor and chug it back, when the player has finish the cup they must stick out their tongue and smash the cup in any fashion they choose. Once the cup has been smash they must yell “smash cup!” this lets the rest of those present that you have completed your smash cup run. This game can also be played in two groups facing each other. It can be played as a relay, and for some extra enjoyment the relay can go back and forth making the two teams drink two times.

** Please refrain from using any form of cup other then plastic (for safety purposes) also please drink responsibly**
"SMASH CUP TOURNAMENT TONIGHT!"
Smash Cup by varadero May 3, 2010
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midnight suction cup 

to be awakened at 2am with the anus of a young cat pressed against your cheek. this, unfortunatly, occurs while the cat is trying to sleep next to you in bed, but inadvertantly places it's anus against your face.
this week is gonna suck, i got a midnight suction cup again. i swear, i'm gonna get rid of that cat.
midnight suction cup by garrie June 26, 2006
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under my cup

A person uses this phrase to describe their sluggish condition when they have not drunk their usual quota of coffee to get going in the morning.
"Dude, why are you so slow and stupid today?"

"The coffeemaker broke. I stopped by Starbucks on my way to work, but I'm still under my cup."
under my cup by Commentator X December 13, 2009

moon cup 

The Mooncup is a reusable menstrual cup around two inches long and made from soft silicone rubber. It is worn internally like a tampon but collects menstrual fluid rather than absorbing. Unlike tampons the Mooncup is not a disposable product, so you only need to buy one.
The Mooncup will hold 30ml of fluid, which is roughly one third of the average total produced each period. A light seal is formed with your vaginal walls allowing your menstrual fluid to pass into the Mooncup without leakage or odour. You will probably find that you need to empty your Mooncup less frequently than you currently replace towels or tampons.

"Do you know what a moon cup is?"
--"well i could pretend,and say yes,but no...no i dont"
"Its a menstrual cup."
--"excuse me?"
"It Stores,rather than absorbs"
--"haha,we can insult the boys and they wont get it,HAHA YOU FUCKING MOONCUP!"

(boys like.... O_o ) Scurvy and ceccil x x
moon cup by _Scurvy_ October 10, 2007

2 girls 1 cup 

2 girls 1 cup is a disgusting video, but also is an internet phenomenon which is to trick your friends into watching it. Videos of reactions to watching 2 girls 1 cup are famous online.
case n#1:
"-hey, have u seen this video called 2girls1cup ? you should check it out, its hilarious
-ok, ill google it tonite"

case #2:
"-you motherfucker! that link you sent me was the nastiest shit ive ever seen
-oh, 2 girls 1 cup ? lol"
2 girls 1 cup by kenny jahan November 29, 2007

Melbourne Cup 

Australia's biggest and richest horse race. The nation stops at 3:10 on the 1st Tuesday of November to watch 'The Cup'.
Won in 2003 by 'Makybe Diva'. Ridden by Glen Boss.
Melbourne Cup by Diego November 5, 2003

Yiddish Cup 

1) A vague 'insult' used by the execs at Ebaum's World in a lousily written "Cease and Desist" letter to YTMND. It could be anything; from slander, to an ethnic slur, a Mario Kart race, an actual cup, an old german expression, a hat, etc.

2) A band from Ohio. They mainly play instrumental music, and feature such great songs as: "Bay mir bistu sheyn" and "Vu bistu geveyzn far prohibition?". Its composed of:

Bert Stratton: clarinet, and harmonica
Irwin Weinberger: vocals, guitar, and mandolin
Steve Greenman: violin
Walt Mahovlich: accordion
Alan Douglass: accoustic bass, piano, cello, and backup vocals
Craig Woodson: drums, and percussion
1) Ceast and Desist LOL, BTW - a11 your3 yiddi$h cuP r belong 2 us!!1!

2) I went to a Yiddish Cup concert back in june of '96; they were awesome!
Yiddish Cup by Alex Bee January 13, 2006