accoustic child

A really fucking slow kid who has adhd, and autism. A new innovative way of calling people dumbasses

Shut the fuck up Susan you accoustic child

by KillMeIHateAllYouFucktards January 8, 2018

Popsicle Child

Popsicle child, (or popsicle baby) is a baby created from sperm that has previously been frozen for artificial insemination.

The lesbian couple down the street have a popsicle child.

by Thisisnotinstyle November 22, 2013

Destiny’s Child

Beyoncé, Kelly Rowland and Michelle Williams’ former girl group.

There were rumours of a Destiny’s Child reunion, but Beyoncé’s dad said it wasn’t happening.

by Beyhive-StarWarsFan January 29, 2022

knuckle child

Sperm. The result of buffing one's bishop.

I spilled many a knuckle child watching porn last night

by thepipe November 15, 2018

Chore Child

While one brother/sister goes out and has fun on the weekends and such the other comes home from work or school and gets to clean the house or do yard work. This happens usually to brothers. The chore child usually envys the other brother as well. Usually the chore child is the older sibling.

Jim: "hey man wanna hang out?"
Ricky" I can't I have to do my brothers chores because I'm the chore child"

by Delay December 7, 2014

Child abductor

A child abductor is usually a fat American chav in a white van saying free vbucks always approach

That child abductor has a realy nice van I'm going to get in for all the free vbucks

by Tobitastic February 26, 2021

Toxic Child

Angry 8 year old that got nothing to do in life, loves making people mad and spams "EZ" in chat after winning against someone and calls someone a hacker when they get killed

Person1: EZ EZ EZ yall noobs get gud at dis gaem lol L L L L L L
Person2: *kills person1*
Person1: NOOB HACKER NO WAY HACKR I REPORTED U MY DAD OWNS THIS GAME HE IS GONNA BAN U HACKR HACKER HAX HAX UR SO BAD THAT NEEDS TO HACK KID SKAGKHJAUGHWEIYGAYG
Person3: Lmao Toxic Child

by NotFUnnidUd May 11, 2021