by I might be that guy March 21, 2025
Get the hooker beater mug.A theatre beater is the action of public masturbation inside of a movie theater. A theatre beater often happens during a moment of sexual tension or arousal within the movie being played; thus causing the movie goer to transition into a frenzy of their own personal delight. While often secretive, a theatre beater can be a distraction if done carelessly.
Hamilton: what was that man behind us doing?
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
Jerry: what man?
Hamilton: THE ONE INSIDE OF THR THEATRE TO TMNT!!
Jerry: oh him? He was getting in a rad theatre beater to Leonardo!!
Hamilton: HELL YEAH HE WAS, HE CAME ALL OVER TGE BACK OF MY HEAD!!
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A toothpaste beater is one who masturbates using toothpaste instead of just dry beating or lotion beating.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
These people have the cleanest dicks around, as the toothpaste cleans all the smegma.
by A certain short guy May 6, 2025
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Get the Mud Beater mug.You have a fat chick eat a ton of spicy food, and when she farts she does it through a connected funnel that goes to your mouth.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
You inhale it all, nuff said.
Gianna: I cant believe he let me do that to him!
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
Riah: Dont tell me he’s into feet or something…
Gianna: No, he’s got a fart fetish, so I turned him into my personal Propane Breather.
by T.H.E. J July 23, 2025
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The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
The term draws from the 2025 “butt breathing” (enteral ventilation) human trials, where scientists tested delivering oxygen through the rectum to patients whose lungs could no longer function properly.
“Quit hacking up a lung, you butt breather.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
“Don’t queue up yet, the butt breather needs his smoke break.”
“Even with all the new research and treatments out there, he’s still a butt breather.”
“She says she’s quitting next week — classic butt breather line.”
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