A Coach Bag

1. A conceited old bitch. A vane woman. A middle class whore.

2. The female equivalent of "Douche Bag".

1. Gang member1: Turn off the blunt fool my mom is coming.
Gang member2: Hello Mrs. Garcia, how are you today?
Mrs. Garcia: (ignores Gang member2).
Gang member2: Your mom is A Coach Bag homes!

2. Girl1: Who the fuck left used tampons all over the bathroom floor?
Girl2: Don't look at me Girl, I ain't A Coach Bag.

by Steve Stephalonavich February 17, 2013

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

douche bag

A person who shuns the use of sleeves and regards bottle openers as a poor substitute for slamming beers bottles on kitchen tables

It's 20 below and Zach still refuses to sew those sleeves back on his sweatshirt...what a douche bag

by Rytoc December 7, 2007

Hoe bag

A thing you pay for and you never now what stds your going to get

I waonder what’s gonna come in that Hoe Bag

by Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh November 19, 2018

Checkin a bag

The accumulation of currency. Bag meaning a money bag. Checkin a bag is symmetrical with "getting money."

Dashville Brixx from kalamazoo michigan is really checkin a bag.

by Caleb Atkinson February 27, 2018

bag nagget

Someone with saddle bags on their thighs that rattle together when they walk.

That heifer is a total bag nagget!

by Katest October 3, 2016

ball bag prince

A pathetic childish entitled male species

Also known as a Jake Brown

Stop being such a ball bag prince

by Leggy Louise May 16, 2021