feremel caramel

the feremel caramel is quicker than you

1: "no look the feremel caramel it's above you"
2: "no what the fuck fuck whast the fuck"
1: "got to burn it!!!!!!"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

slibbee

when incredibly high and taking a nap but not quite being asleep and having the wiggled

1: "you fully greened out dude, you were having a nap swaying from side to side"
2: "no man, i was just having a slibbee, i wasn't even asleep"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

bagging bitches at the horse shop

the acclaimed top-10 bestseller novel by two young studs in a godforsaken place

it's about the intertwining lives of donner, joanna (stuttering), and julie from the perspectives of their respective partners

1: "you ever read 'bagging bitches at the horse shop'?"
2: "that can't be a real book you fucking tart"
3: "yeah it's a banger, dave turn the light on and get off"
1: "dave what the fuck, what touching my wife at parties you creep (you weirdo)"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

355 (cocktail)

equal parts spiced rum and mixer (typically supermarket own brand coca-cola)

1: "i'm way too sober man, wanna head back for a 355 (cocktail)?"
2: "fuck yeah, man"
1: "should be able to meet them all at the next bar, still"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

a worker's dozen

the sexual act of receiving oral sex before ejaculating into a soft-boiled egg (other eggs are available)

1 (with rizz): "wanna catch this a worker's dozen, girl?"
2: "i am contacting the police"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023

floppy is audi

probably a pigeon flopping about in a city square (notably piccadilly gardens)

"FLOPPY IS AUDI, LOOK"

by ejb723 March 10, 2023