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Week's Mom

A woman so incredibly fat you can't tell if she is kneeling, standing, or jumping up and down.
On a ggood day, you can almost see across Week's Mom
by I. R. Mullins May 7, 2004
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weekend-friend

a convenient acquaintance that is busy on weekdays and available to hang on weekends only.
I'm so bored. Its a Saturday night. Let me call my weekend-friend.
by purplex February 19, 2005
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weekday friend

Someone you won't waste a weekend day on, guy or girl.
I don't answer John's/Jill's call from Friday night through Monday morning. They're ok for a weekday friend, but I wouldn't waste a weekend on them.
by Davywankenobi April 6, 2009
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college week

Akin to a baker's dozen; if you're a college student and get fucked up 7 nights in a row, the following night is an automatic party night. Because isn't getting drunk 8 nights in a row what college is all about?
Person 1: This hair of the dog is the only way to get rid of my hangover from 7 nights of crunking it up. I'll probably keep drinking and turn in into a college week.
Person 2: Don't you have to catch up on a bunch of work after a week of getting plastered?
Person 1: Oh a bit, but who cares? I'm in college
by JR Page May 13, 2009
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Death week

The week nearing the end of the school term where an overwhelming amount of work is due. Many people forget they have a life during this time.
"hey, you going to Sally's party next week?"
"Nah dude, that's death week"
by grinchinator September 6, 2011
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jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.
"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."
by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008
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Grand Prix Week

The week of drunkenness filled with parties all day and night at Purdue University leading up to the Grand Prix.
“I really should go to classes but screw it it’s Grand Prix week”
*proceeds go get slammed at 10am*
by Tayinboots April 8, 2019
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