Eating third place brisket

When you strike out all night so take the heavy girl home and then perform oral sex on her.

I was eating third place brisket and she almost suffocated me.

by Not that Steve, the other one January 19, 2023

third-cousin-7X-removed

Third-cousin-seven-times-removed (3C7R).

My third-cousin-7X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

third quadrant

Something less than the best. Something or a decision that's quite stupid but not totally stupid. An idiotic move that can be resolved. E.g. Your decision was third quadrant at best.

Your decision was third quadrant at best.

by Expendable80 January 18, 2017

septuple-third-cousin

Septuple-3C:
Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents and fourteen great-great-grandparents in common.

My septuple-third-cousin is a good person.

by Gerald128 May 15, 2021

Third-Party Band Merch

An article of clothing or memorabilia made for an artist/band by someone who is not affiliated with them.

"Dude look at this sick Kanye West shirt I found!"
"That is third-party band merch if I ever seen it."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 25, 2025

third semester

Da classes-attending term in a college year when a female student starts to really "show".

When a "loose" local chick announced dat she was in her final trimester, I assumed she meant dat she was taking her third semester in college; da only puzzling part about it is dat none of da area-colleges seemed to have any record of her ever having registered wif dem.

by QuacksO December 28, 2021

Third Imposter

A third imposter is a person who acts like an imposter in the game among us while he is an innocent crewmate and gets every other innocents killed

Oh look a confirmed crewmate who scanned
D4 being third imposter: omg that person is an imposter I saw him vent I swear

*Innocent confirmed crewmate gets thrown out the ship*

by The Funny Guy 69 December 23, 2020