Tastygiblets

The belief that one was EASILY destined to be a rock star, or achieve greatness, even though the greater gallery knows that is just not going to happen, which is loudly declared at holiday lunches followed by an assertion that there was much thought put into not being a rock star and instead choosing the middling to less than middling path. All stated with a straight face and, dare I say, some pride at the logic bomb that has just been unleashed on the lunch crowd.

I chose the tastygiblets path, head held high, as I blindly careened toward retirement … I think? Who knows. It will all work out if I try less.

by UnerKhan December 6, 2025

tasty nick

n. Aussie medical expression for a small operation that is both interestingly unusual and quite appealingly remunerative.

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You didgeridoo twangers may want to stay sober in the OR today. The chief just booked a tasty nick involving a boomerang, a Wharton’s duct, and a Parson’s daughter.

by gnostic3 December 18, 2025

Make Taffy

Slang for masturbation. Mostly used by pre-college lesbians.

Question: Do you mind if I make taffy? Response: No, just hurry I have my pre-calc class in the morning.

by Charles Texx September 10, 2009

eating taffy

Code-word for grabbing boobs.

Tom: Man, where were you?!

Brad: Sorry, I was eating taffy with Hanna!

Tom: Nice!

*highfive*

by The All-Powerful Definer November 3, 2013

Couch tatty

An elite call of duty player, with a extremely high kill death ration

That guy is couch tatty and has a big face

by HJT7 June 24, 2016

Governor Taft

A Governor Taft is when you sit in an empty bathtub, flip backwards so that your legs are behind your head, hips are lodged to the sides, then your partner turns on the hot water so it hits your taint, and he or she will then cleanse your tafted taint.

It was only a matter of weeks before my new girlfriend was comfortable enough to give me a governor Taft. She wasn't bad for a beginner.

by Drizzy1333 October 23, 2016

thomas taft

Thomas Taft is an international kingpin. He is a worldwide vendor who sells anything. He had been known to Rob banks. He has shown his reputation throughout the region of Kent. He has many links. He is likely to be armed and dangerous.

Yo Thomas Taft was spotted ask for some cheese

by Otfordmafia October 2, 2017