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Monotonesia

Forgetting you've done something because you do it over and over again routinely. This happens because your brain tends to filter things out after repetitive action. This is why you don't remember every time you blink or find random little chores mysteriously done.
Dude: Wait a minute bro, did I just feed my dog or not?

Bro: Dude, you must have Monotonesia because you just did ten minutes ago.
by Dr Face Doctor August 12, 2010
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monothread

A person that is not capable of multitasking. i.e. men in general
Diana: Tomtom, why are you not answering me? I am talking to you!
Tomtom: humm. errr. hummm. gimme a sec. (after 5 seconds). sorry, I was replying a MSN chat. You know. I can't handle talk and type same time.
Diana: Tomtom Monothread! Monothreeeaad.
by tomtomt2 September 13, 2010
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monocules

mono (single) + molecules = stray molecules. Means a tiny amount of something.
This has chicken broth in it? I can't eat it.
Don't be afraid of a few meat monocules!

Easy, it only takes a few monocules of that stuff.

The environmentalists glared at my scooter as if they were afraid of a few hydrocarbon monocules.
by TreeWeezel August 20, 2011
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monogon

A monogon meaning a shape with one side...
Nerd: Bro *Snort* Look at my *Snort* Monogon
Idiot: What the fuck is that...
Nerd: *Snort*
Idiot: ?
Nerd: A circle *Snort*
by WarningMinecraftIncluded September 6, 2017
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monorminal

When you convince yourself that an event occurs regularly and is norminal, but it has only happened once.
Elijah having a good idea is monorminal.
by aTALLasian April 11, 2019
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monorchism

A medical condition where a dude is missing one of his nuts. It’s exclusive to men for obvious reasons.

people with monorchism usually had their other testicle removed at birth through surgery, probably because it was under-developed or because it didn’t descend from the body properly.

Some people go a considerable part of their life unaware of their condition,

sometimes they might not know it even IS a condition; thinking that boys just

naturally have one ball.

Not to be confused with Monarchism, which is an ideology involving a monarchy. Kings and queens and stuff like that.
1. Jim was born with one of his testies the size of a pea, which had to get it cut out after he was born. He didn’t know about this until he was fourteen, and until then whenever he drew penises inside of his textbooks he drew them with a single, lonely nut dangling from it.

2. Adolf Hitler was said to have monorchism, although this is just a rumor and nobody has been able to prove it.
by pepperdank April 22, 2020
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Monog

Noun. A person in a monogamous relationship, who has a single romantic partner, contrasting with a #polyamorous person who has 2 or more romantic partners
Travis only has one boyfriend. He can be such an insecure monog.
by Nerdkub June 15, 2021
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