Hammerfest

Over the top beligerantly drunk, raising bottles two at a time, going balls deep hammering it home.

See Vespa's Grandfather.

by John July 3, 2004

Vag Hammer

A woman's gift of nag.

Speak softly and carry a vag hammer.

I wasn't home for more than 10 minutes when she took out her vag hammer and conked me on the head. Does that bitch ever stop nagging?

by 253showrunnuh July 20, 2008

butt hammer

A ransack of one's asshole so extremely deep and hard that bum crumbs and ass debris are scattered about the area. After a butt hammer one's asshole can only be described as ass dough.

1st guy:Dude, why is your girlfriend limping?
2nd guy:After a butt hammer no one walks straight

by Brgr23 May 23, 2008

Lay Down the Hammer

To hit something in life hard. To make it happen and own it. To give something the beat down.

'I was bangin this chick last night and rocked her world! I layed down the hammer on her!'

'I can't believe she talked to you like that bro. You need to lay down the hammer.'

by Blagize August 20, 2011

Hammered Dog Shit

Anything that is sold to you as being a quality item, state of the art... but is actually proprietary junk that fails quickly.

Also known as HDS technology.

Guy 1: Woah, I never knew your bicycle had HDS!
Guy 2: Yeah man, I paid top dollar for this... what is HDS exactly?
Guy 1: Hammered Dog Shit.

by tbone87 April 28, 2008

hammered shit

Infantry slang for splattered guts, or blown to bloody pieces, to include intestines, bowel, and stomach contents.

Those raghead fucks launched a mortar over the wall and blew Private Smith (someone's precious baby) into hammered shit.

by Staff Sergeant Schultze December 20, 2005

Hammer Thumb

When a person's thumb:
1) has a hammer related injury
2) is unusually wide and stumpy

I just hit my thumb with a hammer today. This hammer thumb makes me feel like an clutz.

"Have you seen Susie's Hammer Thumb?"
"Ya, they're unusually wide and stumpy!"

by ihatepickingnamesout54321 May 11, 2010