Dick in my hand

Meaning to have nothing to do, waiting, no current prospects or opportunity.

Etymology comes from the late 60's when the number of males at any given orgy would out number the females, thus leaving some to stand with their dicks in their hands, respectively.

Jethro showed up late to the orgy to discover that the gentlemen far out numbered the ladies. He could be heard exclaiming to himself, "I'm just stuck here with my dick in my hand"

by Holden5986 December 18, 2012

dick ornament

A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.

"Heather looks nice tonight, maybe I'll use her as a dick ornament."

by Silence March 26, 2003

Dick in Your Hand

When you are caught unexpectedly in a predicament in which you have no immediate solution, or no tools to do the job, you are caught standing with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND.

When Melvin blew the tire, he opened the trunk only to find the jack gone and the spare flat. I told him "You probably looked stupid standing there on the side of the road with only your DICK IN YOUR HAND"!

by The CLE Steamer May 11, 2009

rap monsters dick

One word.....GODZILLA

I was too busy admiring rap monsters dick it looks like godzilla

by Pooppidsakndas November 4, 2014

Hickey Dick

When you get felatio and the girl (or boy) sucks just a little too hard and you get a hickey on your dicky.

Dude she blew me so hard last night I now have a hickey dick

by Smishles December 27, 2011

Dick Cheney'd

While playing video games,especially FPS/shooters, you turn to your teammate and shoot them down... On purpose.

But in order for it to be a Dick Cheney'd you must say it.

Francis: *points shotgun at Bill*
Bill: don't point that at me man!

-Francis shoots Bill down-

Francis: You've just been Dick Cheney'd!

-both laughs-

by Andrew/Geremy.ABY May 20, 2009

dick destroy december

You must nut the amount of times as the day it is, every day in December. Only the hardcore can achieve.

Nah fam I don’t do no shave november, I do dick destroy December.

by Dick destroy Dan November 14, 2017