Skip to main content

Champlin

A northern working class suburb of Minneapolis containing a large amount of nail salons, pizza joints, sandwich shops, chiropractors and plenty of open space for more of the same. The people keep it real in Champlin. In general a very mellow place to live with some really good restaurants that you can actually get into. If you are looking for a scene this is not the place.......these are not the droids you're looking for.....you can go about your business...move along......move along.
"Oh hey, looks like something new is going in Champlin....oh nevermind it is just another nail salon."
by deckrat February 25, 2012
mugGet the Champlin mug.

burger champ

The person who eats the most of any type of burger or sandwich. Most competitions take place with anywhere between 3 - 5 guys and the burgers/sandwiches are usually off the $1 menu at a fast food restaurant.
Big Dude 1: "Ok, Cajuns on three, let's do this. 1, 2, 3!"

(all start chowing down)

Big Dude 2: "I'm done!"

Skinny Dude: "I'm done too!"

Big Dude 1: "Holy shit dude. I'm so full. I can't take that third one. I'm done."

Skinny Dude: "Yes! I can't believe I beat one of you."

Big Dude 2: "Yeah nice job. You're definitely the burger champ right now. Your skinny ass had an uphill battle all the way."
by westfalia January 13, 2010
mugGet the burger champ mug.
Related Words

Israeli Champagne

The act of a circumcised penis cumming in a girls mouth, then the girl swishes the cum around in her mouth to cause bubbles in the cum. The man then takes pulls up his foreskin above the penis head and then the girl spits the bubbled cum in the foreskin glass and drinks it.
This girl drank some Israeli Champagne out of my penis
by Cellucci November 30, 2018
mugGet the Israeli Champagne mug.

champagne supernova

When taking a shit, and you squeeze out one hard, solid turd, but everything behind it is explosive diarrhea. The solid turd represents the cork of a champagne bottle, and the explosive diarrhea represents the champagne that explodes from the bottle like a star going supernova.

The trifecta is when this occurs while you are in an airplane lavatory, the "Champagne supernova in the sky"
ME: I thought I was going to have a normal, solid shit, but after that first turd, my ass exploded with the hershey squirts.
Friend: Whoah! That is a champagne supernova!
by talkaboutpoop January 8, 2018
mugGet the champagne supernova mug.

champion of the world

THe person who is the best in their feild is considered to be the champion of the world. This usually relates to sports.
ByRd is the champion of the world

Ed is the champion of the world in k9 rim jobs
by ByRd December 4, 2004
mugGet the champion of the world mug.

Ultimate Fighting Championship

Better known simply by its initials (UFC) is as of right now the premier Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) organization in the world. It has slowly replaced boxing as the preferred combat sport in the United States (Boxing still remains more recognized worldwide).

The UFC has become a cultural phenomenon and has therefore become associated & attracted many undesirables.

1. UFC only fans are known as being very loud, stupid & opinionated.

2. The attire of choice is made out of highly ridiculous skull, bones & tribal designs. Some of the designs even resemble the eagle and iron cross as was used by the Nazi party.
3. Even though the UFC is the organization and Mixed Martial Arts is the sport the embodiment of Martial Arts is rarely seen or present as the major emphasis is on the entertainment aspect of things (Trash talk, nonsensical hyperboles, in your face attitudes & tired out catchphrases are the norm just as on professional wrestling).

Mixed Martial Arts as it was in Japan with the PRIDE organization was more closely associated with glory, perseverance and the samurai spirit. The UFC has shown during its broadcasts to be more about the business, entertainment & marketing side of it.
What does the UFC stand for?

It stands for the Ultimate Fighting Championship.
by President of All December 9, 2011
mugGet the Ultimate Fighting Championship mug.
another term for beating one's pud, or a chick giving someone a hand job.
last night jim got caught by his mom wrestling the bald headed champion to a national geographic.

or

kayla really likes wrestling the ball headed champion when she is not helping the homeless or at church choir practice.
by deucecaddy September 22, 2006
mugGet the wrestling the bald headed champion mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email