Bacterial vaginosis

When your minge stanks of fish and no one wants to come near you cos you’re so stanky. Get it treated. ASAP.

Person 1: eww something smells of fish
Person 2: it wouldn’t if you closed your legs Keira

Person 3: it’s not her fault, she has bacterial vaginosis

by Wagwanblud234 December 16, 2019

Tom-Banter

Sexual banter involving a male your not actually having sexual relations with. The male does not have to be called Tom, but it does make using 'Tom-Banter' more appropriate if his name is in fact Tom.

Mike: What attracts you most to him?
Charlotte: His massive dick.
Mike: *giggles*
Charlotte: Ahh Tom-Banter

by TheOneWhoEnjoysBanter June 14, 2011

sexual battery

when you do something sexual then throw batteries at them after

INGRID, DON'T EVER SEXUAL BATTERY ME AGAIN. IT DOES NOT 'CHARGE ME UP' LIKE YOU SAID IT WOULD.

by TORIKICKSDICKS August 11, 2008

battered electorate syndrome

A population of voting citizens of a country, state, etc. who consistently vote for candidates whose goals are counter to their own economic, social, health, and educational needs. They can see that these candidates abuse them, but they rationalize it away, blame others for their predicament, & remain crawling loyal to them none the less.

For example, a battered electorate syndrome is exhibited by American white blue collar workers who vote for GOP candidates, completely violating their own economic interests. Even worse, after the GOP candidates woo them through the election, the minute the election is over the GOP is back in bed with the mega-wealthy making promises & coming through on them. The GOP knows they can sweet-talk their electorate into accepting that they must sleep with these billionaires to bring the gifts of trickle down economics to their electorate. Meanwhile the billionnaires are importing their new yachts & firing more employees in their most recent company efficiency overhaul, and of course sending more jobs overseas.

by sudo111 November 21, 2010

Mexican Battery

Coca-Cola in any form, usually in can. Many Mexican households have at a minimum 72 cans at all times. The bottled non-hfcs version is prided as it actually comes FROM Mexico many times.

When in the morning, if being from any sort of latino heritage, you think a coca-cola would be an excellent addition to breakfast. This form of recharging the 'human battery' is thus, a Mexican Battery.

by mikenator.L June 16, 2010

Northern Colorado Battering Ram

When your fucking a girl from behind and you lose wood because of whiskey dick so you continue to try to ram your soft penis in her. Making it seem like you are some kind of battering ram.

"I was banging Suzie and I lost my wood so I just gave her the northern colorado battering ram until I got tired"

by Little Boy's Dick June 7, 2009

doo doo batter

When you take a nasty diarrhea and it is all liquid and it stinks

“Jim, don’t go to the bathroom for a while, I just cooked up some doo doo batter in there.”

“That’s nasty!”

by farty turds May 25, 2018