Texas J-Walking

The act of driving while under the influence of alcohol, as exemplified by the US state of Texas.

Did you hear? George got nabbed Texas J-walking on his way home from the party last night.

by DShiznit October 28, 2014

MBWA (Managing by walking around)

MBWA ... is an art. However, it is an art that can probably be learned—and it is clearly unrelated to having an 'outgoing' personality. In fact, arguably the best wanderers are the introverts who start with the ability to listen, because listening ... is at the heart of effective MBWA.

Those guys are useless at EVERYTHING, except MBWA (Managing by walking around)!

You know those times when you are soooo busy yet all you do is MBWA (Managing by walking around)!?

by Office Space Guy September 18, 2017

spate sparkling walking stick

It is another way to say boner

"is that a spate sparkling walking stick in your pocket or are you excited to see me?"

by Raymond knowledge January 26, 2018

I am not Willing to Smith

When a man does not want to be in a relationship with a whore, who only is happy after she has fucked somebody else and destroyed lives of other people.

P1: Hey man, that Jessica is hot, huh?
P2: Yeah, but I heard she sleeps around, and I am not Willing to Smith.

by vaniukas July 16, 2020

Hot as fuck and willing to peg

skye

hot as fuck and willing to peg

by bigdickdavy December 31, 2020

i was walking with a ghost

I said please, please don't insist. :)

P1: Yo last night I was walking with a ghost-
P2: I said please please don't insist
P1: NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU GO

by severecoffeeaddict July 16, 2021

What are you willing to bet

When you're basically certain about something.

Friend 1: We gotta find the cottage, the map says it's the only building in the area

Friend 2: I see a house in the woods over there

Friend 1: What are you willing to bet that's the cottage?

by Yos Doggo June 22, 2022