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Ultimate Grab-Ass

A sport in which one yells "ULTIMATE GRAB-ASS," at which point everyone in the room (or immediate area) starts to grab someone else's ass, while protecting your own ass at the same time. Sometimes it is paired with "The Floor is Lava" for extra epicness.
Dude, remember playing Ultimate Grab-Ass last night?

Oh yeah, man. I rocked that game. My ass didn't get grabbed once.
by ezuck August 25, 2011
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Nerd Neck Ultimate Virgin

A human with no life that often masturbates and plays fortnite.
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ultra juicy beaver

a girl so wet tht u can drink the refreshing juices of her pussy with a straw..
yo bowden, i drank from ur ultra juicy beaver yesterday she tastes so good
by henry 123 August 17, 2007
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ultimate embrace

1. This position is not simple sex, it’s true lovemaking in the complete sense of the word. Begin with the female on top position. The woman should sit up straight and get comfortable. Now, the man sits up with her, holding her in his arms and she holding him. Now the important part: do nothing. Don’t move, just look at each other, hold each other or talk lovingly to one another. Kiss for a while, laugh, close your eyes. For the next while, just enjoy the feeling of ultimate closeness and tenderness. Those deeply in love will relish this one the most.
Once we were married we truly enjoyed the ultimate embrace.
by Bud E Love May 16, 2003
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Ultimate bad ass

When you're the most bad-ass person to ever walk the streets of El Paso, Texas, or when you're just too intense for everyone. Also can be used plural.

Abbreviation: UBA
"Hey man look at the ultimate bad-ass show off his car. That fucker."

"We are the ultimate bad-asses, no one can fuck with us.
by Alphadestrious June 9, 2004
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UltimateSportsGenius

A transvestite who posts on the ESPN message boards and seems like a retard.
That poster UltimateSportsGenius loves giving his boyfriend BJ's.
by Cieszinski April 3, 2009
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Ulti

Another word for vomit/sick. Commonly used amongst young asian teenagers as a slang alternative for vomit. Can also be used to describe a bad smell.
Example 1;
Boy and Girl walk into clothes shop;
Boy: 'Geez, it smells like ulti in here'
Girl: 'Yuk, thats a disgusting smell'

Example 2;
Son: 'Dad, pull over, I feel sick, I think i'm going to throw up'
Dad: 'Oh no, please don't do ulti in my car'
by Dubra-boy December 1, 2010
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