Seaside Steamer

This starts off with two individuals, traditionally one male and one female (because that's the way God intended it to be). While in the process of prairie dogging, the girl proceeds to stroke the freely flowing excrement with her toungue and/or any part of her mouth.

This term was coined on January 3rd, 2010.

ASSMKB

While brushibg her teeth, Snooki was on the receiving end of a Seaside Steamer from The Situation.

by thebrownbomber January 2, 2010

Bayou Steamer

The act of taking a steamy diarrhea-like dump on someone's chest that resembles bayou water. Much like the Cleveland Steamer only less solid.

What happened to Lester?

His woman on the side got mad at and gave him a bayou steamer after she ate 13 burrito's from Taco Bell.

by CollegiateSomebody July 9, 2011

Captain Steamer

The process of making stool in a cup and heating it in the microwave and pouring it upon someone

Dude i totally Captain Steamer ed her last night

by blaizacake May 23, 2012

Angus Steamer

The act where someone named Michael takes a dump on you while eatting an angus burger.

"The guy I hooked up with last night wanted to give me an angus steamer. I was kinda turned on.."

by RawrATard January 2, 2014

windy steamer

Drinking hot water then blowing into your partners ass. They then proceed to steam it back at you.

Thanks for the windy steamer, Dan.

by Simpty January 16, 2016

cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017