stache

1. a very large pet goldfish who lives with Nyahh
2. short for mustache

1. Nyahh was attacking Stache when I fed him today
2. Dude that stache is totally 80's bro.

by CAck Master June 25, 2003

stach

a little bit shorter word that means "stomach"

Don't go out on empty stach. Ok, I will do

by Andrius M. March 13, 2008

Starchild

A starchild is commonly heralded as the perfect bowel movement. It is the result of single push' that produces a six inch long 'sinker' followed by a cluster of four or five tigernut-sized 'floaters'. These little balls bob to the surface in a perfect circle around the nutty sinker - in a beautiful, turgid synchronized display that draws gasps from the lucky squatter.

My life is complete - I just produced a perfect starchild.

by Padace September 30, 2008

dont search this

who in the right mind (or who is bored) would search "don't search this" in the search bar?

wow, dan is such a virgin he searched up... dont search this

by nobody-12 November 25, 2018

acne-stache

When someone has acne right above there upper lip that resembles a mustache.

dude-man u got an acne-stache
other dude-what?
dude-get some proactiv and trim it

by ben/m August 23, 2007

starchild

A person in his or her late teens or early twenties who dresses like an extra in a music video all the time. Over the top trendy, tasteless, no original style.

Piper is such a startchild, she wore her gucci sunglasses to a 10 pm dinner.

by Theodore Ulnak August 22, 2005

Stache Snatch

The act of snatching a mustache from someone’s face. The stache snatcher must complete three steps to consider a stache snatch successful: 1) snatch a stache, 2) dash and 3) sell that stache for cash. When snatching stache, the most successful snatchers apply General Wang’s stratagem: the element of surprise. There’s nothing quite like a surprise stache snatch.

Kenneth and I went on a stache snatch last night. I snatched a nice Lars the Viking and he snatched a prime Snappy Dancer.

I might add this General Wallace to my stash, but I could really use the cash from this stache snatch.

by justWink June 10, 2011